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Comic Books
Kara: But this is meant to be an elite school— aren't we here to learn? This "dance" just sounds like a distraction.
Ben: Maybe sometimes people need a distraction. I take it you're... not interested, though.
Kara: Not in distractions, no.
Ben: Maybe sometimes people need a distraction. I take it you're... not interested, though.
Kara: Not in distractions, no.
Fan Works
She'd finally gotten that dense, oblivious, blind baka to finally notice the fact she'd been trying to get him to react to her hints that she... kind of thought he was cute.
—Asuka Langley Sohryu on Shinji Ikari, Advice and Trust, chapter 2
"Besides, you masturbating over my comatose body was far from the worst thing to happen to me that week. At least it proved you were too dumb to know when you're being hit on instead of just gay."
— Asuka, Doing It Right This Time
I didn't get what you wanted. I wanted the same thing you did, and I didn't get it. I just... I guess I just lost it in a different way.
— Shinji to Asuka, Ghosts of Evangelion
The second thing that happened was that Asuka Langley Soryu laid eyes on Shinji Ikari for the first time, and stiffened oh so subtly, her air of casual indifference shifting to one of deliberately indifference, her eyes rapidly snapping off him to look anywhere else before he noticed her looking. Shinji, being Shinji, despite being able to see the heat rising from her skin, hear the quickening of her heartbeat, and practically feel the sounds of the afternoon breeze brushing through her hair, of course noticed none of this.
— Last Child of Krypton, chapter 2
Patchouli: Koakuma, why did you slap him?
Koakuma: Patchouli, didn't you understand what he was doing? He was trying to hit on you!
Patchouli: But he wasn't trying to hurt me. He never raised his hands at all.
Koakuma: Not hit you. Hit on you.
Patchouli: Again, he wasn't attacking me. We were just having a nice conversation before you came along. ...And I still don't understand why Remi thought it was funny.
Koakuma: Patchouli, didn't you understand what he was doing? He was trying to hit on you!
Patchouli: But he wasn't trying to hurt me. He never raised his hands at all.
Koakuma: Not hit you. Hit on you.
Patchouli: Again, he wasn't attacking me. We were just having a nice conversation before you came along. ...And I still don't understand why Remi thought it was funny.
— Fantasy of Utter Ridiculousness: Extra Stage, in regards to Jamie
Misato: "Everyone has their problems, Shinji. Sometimes we need someone else to help us solve them."
Shinji: "That's what Asuka said."
Misato: "She said she needed help?"
Shinji: "No, I needed help. She came to me because I needed it. She saw me, uh..."
Misato: "Shaking?"
Shinji: "She saw me and sat down with me. I guess she thought she owed me for the volcano, so she sat there and helped me out."
Misato: "Oh, wow. You're so damn oblivious it hurts."
Shinji: "That's what Asuka said."
Misato: "She said she needed help?"
Shinji: "No, I needed help. She came to me because I needed it. She saw me, uh..."
Misato: "Shaking?"
Shinji: "She saw me and sat down with me. I guess she thought she owed me for the volcano, so she sat there and helped me out."
Misato: "Oh, wow. You're so damn oblivious it hurts."
Live-Action Films
Suzie: Nathan, Joel and I are not going to that dinner. Okay?
Nathan: Gee, I wish you would have told me that before I went and bought those tickets.
Suzie: Joel never agreed to it, and neither did I.
Nathan: Well, it sure sounded like you guys were coming. I mean, Leslie was going to talk to you about it, but you don't return our calls. I mean, I already bought those tickets, and they're non-refundable. I really wish you guys had been a little more clear with me.
Suzie: Well, then, let me be clear with you now. When we say things like, "I don't think so," or "I'm not sure," or we close the door in your face, that means, "No." Why can't you get that?
Nathan: Gee, I wish you would have told me that before I went and bought those tickets.
Suzie: Joel never agreed to it, and neither did I.
Nathan: Well, it sure sounded like you guys were coming. I mean, Leslie was going to talk to you about it, but you don't return our calls. I mean, I already bought those tickets, and they're non-refundable. I really wish you guys had been a little more clear with me.
Suzie: Well, then, let me be clear with you now. When we say things like, "I don't think so," or "I'm not sure," or we close the door in your face, that means, "No." Why can't you get that?
— Extract
