"Lily, there is no reason why. That's like asking why is the earth round? Why does the sun come up in the morning? What do I do for a living? There's some questions we're not meant to know the answers to."
— Barney, How I Met Your Mother, "Bad Crazy"
Joey: And you call yourself an accountant.
Chandler: (looks at him) No.
Joey: Oh. What do you do?
Chandler: I can't believe you don't know what I do for a living!
Phoebe: Yeah, I actually don’t know...
Ross: Good, so do I.
Rachel: Something to do with numbers?
Chandler: (looks at him) No.
Joey: Oh. What do you do?
Chandler: I can't believe you don't know what I do for a living!
Phoebe: Yeah, I actually don’t know...
Ross: Good, so do I.
Rachel: Something to do with numbers?
