Quotes / Nun Too Holy

Do you know what Jesus said in John chapter 5? He said, "Don't bring me any trouble, bitch!"
Eda, Black Lagoon

"I am a NUN! I am a BRIDE of Christ! Sure, our founder was a whore, BUT SHE WAS GOD'S WHORE. SO FUCK YOU!"
Nao, The Sword of the Lord

Oh, Sister Josephine,
Founder of the convent pontoon team,
They're looking through your bundles of rare magazines
After Sister Josephine.
While you, Sister Josephine,
You give a goodbye sniff of benzedrine
To the convent budgerigar.
A bloody funny nun you are!
Jake Thackray, "Sister Josephine"

Sister Chantez is a good, honest girl! So she won't tell lies... (proceeds to launch a surprise attack from behind Vivio) most of the time.