Quotes / No, Mr. Bond, I Expect You to Dine

“So you’d be the White Knight, then,” the boy mused. “And sundry sidekicks. By all means, sit. I’ve had a meal prepared for you.”
“The wine is great,” the Bard said. “Fruity, with a hint of arsenic.”
“You’ve had enough of it to kill several villages,” the Tyrant commented. “I’m actually impressed.”
“Pheasant look good,” Champion said.
“Poisoned,” Hedge hissed at her in a low voice. “The word you’re looking for is poisoned.”

— A Practical Guide to Evil, Heroic Interlude: Arraignment

Captain Holland: It's only dinner.

V.I.N.CENT.: ...said the spider to the fly.

— The Black Hole

Horde Prime: Are you comfortable, your majesty? I strive to treat my guests well. I believe we can learn a great deal from one another.

[Glimmer takes a bite of a gelatinous food.]

Horde Prime: Ah, enjoyable, yes? It's a delicacy from a distant world lightyears away from here. It was very much like Etheria. This dish is incredibly rare as that world no longer exists.

[Glimmer gasps and drops her spoon in horror.]

Horde Prime: Seconds?

Glimmer: No, thank you.

— She-Ra and the Princesses of Power, "Horde Prime"

Kory Anders: Let me guess—he tried to kill you.

Dick Grayson: He tried to cook me breakfast, actually. His friends tried to kill me.

— Titans (2018), "Jason Todd"

"I would've fixed you dinner, but I think it's probably best that you don't eat before surgery."

— Sedrick, Forever Knight, "Trophy Girl"

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