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->'''Jubei:''' I intend to find you. I intend to see you dead.
->'''Gauche:''' I get impression that until today you've never seen a man killed by one of 'these'. ''(QuickDraw's his revolver)''
->'''Jubei:''' Gun. Sword. We all die the same way.
-->-- ''Film/RedSun''
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'''[[PlayerCharacter Playa]]:''' No, I'm gonna cheat. ''(takes out a gun and shoots Akuji in the chest)''

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'''[[PlayerCharacter Playa]]:''' No, I'm gonna cheat. No... ''(takes out a gun and shoots Akuji in the chest)''chest)'' I'm gonna cheat.
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-->-- ''VideoGame/MortalKombatX''

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-->-- ''VideoGame/MortalKombatX''''VideoGame/MortalKombatX''

->''"Last thing I expected to see in a castle was a cowboy... Rather not go up against a gun."''
-->-- '''[[BareFistedMonk Masaru Takahara]]''', if encountered by [[TheGunslinger The Sundown Kid]], ''Videogame/LiveALive''
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->'''Kazuo Akuji:''' Did you really think you could match my skill?
->'''[[PlayerCharacter Playa]]:''' Nope, I'm gonna cheat.

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->'''Kazuo Akuji:''' Did you really think you could match my skill?
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'''[[PlayerCharacter
Playa]]:''' Nope, No, I'm gonna cheat.cheat. ''(takes out a gun and shoots Akuji in the chest)''
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-->-- '''VideoGame/SaintsRow2'''

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-->-- '''VideoGame/SaintsRow2'''
''VideoGame/SaintsRow2''
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-->--'''Film/IndianaJonesAndTheKingdomOfTheCrystalSkull'''

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-->--'''Film/IndianaJonesAndTheKingdomOfTheCrystalSkull'''
-->--''Film/IndianaJonesAndTheKingdomOfTheCrystalSkull''
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-->'''Film/IndianaJonesAndTheKingdomOfTheCrystalSkull'''

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-->'''Film/IndianaJonesAndTheKingdomOfTheCrystalSkull'''
-->--'''Film/IndianaJonesAndTheKingdomOfTheCrystalSkull'''
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'''Indy''': Nice try, kid, but I think you just brought a knife...''[KGB agents pull out their guns]''...to a gun.
-->'''Film/IndianaJonesAndTheKingdomOfTheCrystalSkull

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'''Indy''': Nice try, kid, but I think you just brought a knife...''[KGB agents pull out their guns]''...to a gun.gunfight.
-->'''Film/IndianaJonesAndTheKingdomOfTheCrystalSkull
-->'''Film/IndianaJonesAndTheKingdomOfTheCrystalSkull'''
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->'''KGB agent''': We don't ask again, come now--\\
'''Mutt''': Or what? ''[whips out switchblade]''\\
'''Indy''': Nice try, kid, but I think you just brought a knife...''[KGB agents pull out their guns]''...to a gun.
-->'''Film/IndianaJonesAndTheKingdomOfTheCrystalSkull
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->''Lesson 48: [Bring a bat to a fist fight. Bring a knife to a bat fight. Bring a gun to a knife fight. Run the hell away from a gun fight.]''

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->''Lesson ->Lesson 48: [Bring a bat to a fist fight. Bring a knife to a bat fight. Bring a gun to a knife fight. Run the hell away from a gun fight.]'']
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-->-- '''VideoGame/SaintsRow2'''

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-->-- '''VideoGame/SaintsRow2''''''VideoGame/SaintsRow2'''

->'''Kenshi''': Care to test me?
->'''Erron Black''': Never bring a sword to a gunfight.
->'''Kenshi''': I bring much more.
-->-- ''VideoGame/MortalKombatX''

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->''Lesson 48: [Bring a bat to a fist fight. Bring a knife to a bat fight. Bring a gun to a knife fight. Run the hell away from a gun fight.]''
-->-- ''Fanfic/HigherLearning'', ''chapter 48''



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->''Tricks wanna step to Cube and then they get played,\\
'Cause they bitch made,\\
Pullin' out a switchblade\\
That's kinda trifle\\
'Cause that's a knife, ho\\
AK-47, [[MoreDakka assault rifle]]!''
-->-- '''Music/IceCube''', "Check Yo' Self"

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->''Tricks wanna step
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->''Lesson 48: [Bring a bat
to Cube and then they get played,\\
'Cause they bitch made,\\
Pullin' out
a switchblade\\
That's kinda trifle\\
'Cause that's
fist fight. Bring a knife, ho\\
AK-47, [[MoreDakka assault rifle]]!''
knife to a bat fight. Bring a gun to a knife fight. Run the hell away from a gun fight.]''
-->-- '''Music/IceCube''', "Check Yo' Self"
''Fanfic/HigherLearning'', ''chapter 48''

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->''"Isn't that just like a wop? Brings a knife to a gun fight."''
-->-- '''Malone''', ''Film/TheUntouchables''



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->''"Isn't that just like a wop? Brings a knife to a gun fight."''
-->-- '''Malone''', ''Film/TheUntouchables''

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->''"Isn't that just like a wop? Brings a knife
[[AC:Music]]
->''Tricks wanna step
to Cube and then they get played,\\
'Cause they bitch made,\\
Pullin' out
a gun fight."''
switchblade\\
That's kinda trifle\\
'Cause that's a knife, ho\\
AK-47, [[MoreDakka assault rifle]]!''
-->-- '''Malone''', ''Film/TheUntouchables'''''Music/IceCube''', "Check Yo' Self"

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->'''Kazuo Akuji:''' Did you really think you could match my skill?
->'''[[PlayerCharacter Playa]]:''' Nope, I'm gonna cheat.
-->-- '''VideoGame/SaintsRow2'''

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->''Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.''
-->-- Old joke
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->''Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.''
[[AC:Film -- Live Action]]
->''"Isn't that just like a wop? Brings a knife to a gun fight."''
-->-- Old joke
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'''Malone''', ''Film/TheUntouchables''
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->''Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.''
-->-- Old joke
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'''Dirk:''' [[OhCrap Oh, bloody hell]], [[IThoughtItMeant is that what that means]]?

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'''Dirk:''' [[OhCrap Oh, bloody hell]], [[IThoughtItMeant [[JustForFun/IThoughtItMeant is that what that means]]?

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->'''Todd:''' This is a bad idea.\\
'''Dirk:''' Nonsense, this is the perfect opportunity to get some answers.\\
'''Todd:''' The man ''shot'' at us! What if he just pulls a gun?\\
'''Dirk:''' Aha! That's why I brought... ''this''. ''(pulls out a Swiss army knife)''\\
'''Todd:''' What's that supposed to do?\\
'''Dirk:''' Well, you know what they say about bringing a knife to a gun fight.\\
'''Todd:''' That it's... bad?\\
'''Dirk:''' [[OhCrap Oh, bloody hell]], [[IThoughtItMeant is that what that means]]?
-->-- ''Series/DirkGentlysHolisticDetectiveAgency''
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-->-- '''Music/IceCube''', "Check Yo' Sel

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->''Lesson 48: [Bring a bat to a fist fight. Bring a knife to a bat fight. Bring a gun to a knife fight. Run the hell away from a gun fight.]''
-->-- ''Fanfic/HigherLearning'', ''chapter 48''

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-->-- '''Music/IceCube''', "Check Yo' Self"

->'''Shenhua:''' Cannons and guns run out of ammo, but the blade and the body never malfunction. They're the best weapons in the world.
->'''Revy:''' Don't be dumb. Guns over swords, and nukes over guns. Hah! If we had one of those, it would be the greatest thing ever!
-->-- ''Manga/BlackLagoon''

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-->-- '''Music/IceCube''', "Check Yo' Self"

->'''Shenhua:''' Cannons and guns run out of ammo, but the blade and the body never malfunction. They're the best weapons in the world.
->'''Revy:''' Don't be dumb. Guns over swords, and nukes over guns. Hah! If we had one of those, it would be the greatest thing ever!
-->-- ''Manga/BlackLagoon''
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->'''Shenshua:''' Cannons and guns run out of ammo, but the blade and the body never malfunction. They're the best weapons in the world.

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->'''Shenshua:''' ->'''Shenhua:''' Cannons and guns run out of ammo, but the blade and the body never malfunction. They're the best weapons in the world.

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->'''Revy:''' Guns over swords, and nukes over guns. Hah! If we had one of those, it would be the greatest thing ever!

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->'''Shenshua:''' Cannons and guns run out of ammo, but the blade and the body never malfunction. They're the best weapons in the world.
->'''Revy:''' Don't be dumb. Guns over swords, and nukes over guns. Hah! If we had one of those, it would be the greatest thing ever!
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-->-- '''Music/IceCube''', "Check Yo' Self"

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-->-- '''Music/IceCube''', "Check Yo' Self"Self"

->'''Revy:''' Guns over swords, and nukes over guns. Hah! If we had one of those, it would be the greatest thing ever!
-->-- ''Manga/BlackLagoon''
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''Tricks wanna step to Cube and then they get played,\\

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''Tricks ->''Tricks wanna step to Cube and then they get played,\\



->- Music/IceCube, "Check Yo' Self"

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->- Music/IceCube, -->-- '''Music/IceCube''', "Check Yo' Self"
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''Tricks wanna step to Cube and then they get played,//
'Cause the bitch made,//
Pullin' out a switchblade//
That's kinda trifle//
'Cause that's a knife, ho//

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''Tricks wanna step to Cube and then they get played,//
played,\\
'Cause the they bitch made,//
made,\\
Pullin' out a switchblade//
switchblade\\
That's kinda trifle//
trifle\\
'Cause that's a knife, ho//ho\\
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''Tricks wanna step to Cube and then they get played,//
'Cause the bitch made,//
Pullin' out a switchblade//
That's kinda trifle//
'Cause that's a knife, ho//
AK-47, [[MoreDakka assault rifle]]!''
->- Music/IceCube, "Check Yo' Self"
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-->-- '''Frank Castle''', ''[[Comicbook/ThePunisher The Punisher War Zone]]'' #10

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-->-- '''Frank Castle''', ''[[Comicbook/ThePunisher The Punisher War Zone]]'' #10#10
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->''Guys who use knives are either psychos or pros. You have to be real crazy or real good to use a knife. This guy's real good. He only makes one mistake. He brings a knife to a gunfight.''
-->-- '''Frank Castle''', ''[[Comicbook/ThePunisher The Punisher War Zone]]'' #10

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