Quotes / NASCAR

Webcomics

Sheldon: Whatcha watchin'?
Gramp: The exciting sport of "Nascar"!
Sheldon: SPORT? Nascar is a sport?
Gramp: Of course it is. It takes an ATHLETE to control a mighty mechanical beast in sweltering, sweaty heat.
Sheldon: So... they sweat a lot and control a machine? By that definition, working in a steel mill is a "sport".
Gramp: Don't sass Nascar, lad.

— Sheldon

Web Original

"(I) never watch NASCAR, (and I'm) not into oval tracks, but this was cool. I'd watch this."

— This YouTube comment on the Grant Park 220 Full Replay, the Cup Series' first street race ever

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