Quotes / Money Song

Money, money, money
Must be funny
In the rich man's world
Money, money, money
Always sunny
In the rich man's world
All the things I could do
If I had a little money
It's a rich man's world

—ABBA, "Money, Money, Money"

I'm a greenback collector
I'm a paper bill inspector
I'm a savage for that cabbage
Man, to me it's golden nectar!
Pour that filthy lucre on me
Spread those lovin' germs upon me
Money, money, money, money, money!

—Stan Freberg, "Money"

"Come on, Come on"
"Love me for the money"
"Come on, Come on"
"Listen to the money talk"

—AC/DC, "Moneytalks"

Money is the root of all evil
Do funny things to some people
Give me a nickel, brother, can you spare a dime?
Money can drive some people out of their minds

—The O Jays, "For the Love of Money"

"L-O-D-S of E-M-O-N-E! What's that spell? Loadsamoney, prob'ly."

—Harry Enfield, "Loadsamoney"

Leopold: I'm tipsy and bored
So until one more pour
Why don't we talk enterprise?
The money that's dirty
Is fun, and it's flirty
A little clean money thrown in there is wise…

You can milk their money at every stage
Your every Ponzi scheme will be all the rage
I think of the dirtier, hideous, wicked and villainous plans that we'll make
With clean money!

Young Bitsy: So we can still rub elbows with mobsters and hooligans!
Leopold: I just add some nice clean money and break all a' the rules again!

Young Bitsy: (Clean money!) So there's no reason that we must be legit!
(Clean money!) Like CEOs and bankers and industrialists!
Leopold: (Clean money!) Even robber barons, oligarchs and criminals can't miss
Both: With ol' clean money!

It’s near-impossible to secure!
But when you got it, you only want more!

Young Bitsy: Clean money is the money tree with honey that flows!
Leopold: If you listen to me, kid, you'll be swimmin' in the dough!
Both: When we plant clean money
We’ll sit back and watch it grow!

Leopold: (spoken) We'll sit back and watch it grow…

— "Clean Money", Central Park, "Where There's Smoke"

Money, money, matters most
Money, money, I can boast
Money, money, make a toast to
Money, money, money! Ha!

— Mr. Krabs, "Daddy Knows Best", The SpongeBob Musical

I've got ninety thousand pounds in my pyjamas
I've got forty thousand French francs in my fridge
I've got lots of lovely Lire
Now the Deutschmark's getting dearer
And my dollar bills would buy the Brooklyn Bridge

There is nothing quite as wonderful as money
There is nothing quite as beautiful as cash
Some people think it's folly
But I'd rather have the lolly
With money you can make a splash

There is nothing quite as wonderful as money
There is nothing like a newly minted pound
Everyone must hanker
For the butchness of a banker
It's accountancy that makes the world go round

You can keep your Marxist ways
For it's only just a phase!
It's money, money, money makes the world... go... roooooooooouuuuunnnnnnd!

—Eric Idle, Monty Python's Flying Circus

Cha ching, cha-ching, cha-chingaree
Money, oh money, how I love thee
Cha ching, cha-ching, cha-changaroo
From pennies to dollars, any amount will do!
Cha ching, cha-ching, it's no contest
There's only one thing that I love the best!
From every sight I've ever seen,
The sweetest sound I've heard,
I'd gladly give up everything
For all the money that I've earned!
Cha ching, cha-ching, cha-chingaring
There's nothin' on Earth like the feelin' of greed!
There's nothin' on Earth... like the feelin' of... greeeeeeeed!

—Mr. Krabs, "Cha-Ching", SpongeBob SquarePants