Quotes / Minor with Fake I.D.

Cop: Which one of you is Yuki Hakatani?
Teen Lily: Right here.
Cop: So Yuki, you're 6'1'' and you were born in 1947.
Lily: Congratulations, you can read!

— How I Met Your Mother, "Twelve Horny Women"

Bender: [examining a card] This is the worst fake ID I've ever seen. Do you realize you made yourself sixty-eight?
Brian: Oh, I know. I know, I goofed it.
Bender: What do you need a fake ID for?
Brian: So I can vote.

— The Breakfast Club

Michael: Okay, now, you're all going to need aliases.
Eleanor: Cool. I'm gonna be Diana Tremaine. That was the name on my fake ID in high school. Her address was Whatever Street, Canada City, Canada. [laughs] Arizona bouncers are the best.

— The Good Place, "Rhonda, Diana, Jake, and Trent"

Hey, Mister, won't you sell me a fake ID
There's a band in the bar that I'm dying to see
I got my money, and you got what I need
Hey, Mister, won't you sell me a fake ID

— Big & Rich, "Fake ID"

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