Quotes: Milkman Conspiracy
Yes. You read that right. Evil Librarians control the world. They keep everyone in ignorance, teaching them falsehoods in place of history, geography, and politics. It's kind of a joke to them. Why else do you think the Librarians named themselves what they did? Librarians. LIE-brarians.
— Alcatraz Smedry, Alcatraz Versus the Scrivener's Bones