Quotes / Military Coup

Tom: [...]they were given a military coup—
Chris: given one? [starts singing]
Happy birthday to you
Gary: Here's a Milit'ry coup
[Gun-cock noise, beat]
You've five minutes to lee~ave
And your family too!
[panel celebration, Chris awards MYSTERY BISCUITS, which Tom approves]

—Citation Needed 4x02: Project Cybersyn and Military Fridges)

Cestias: Your appointment is unconstitutional
Claudius: I agree, but there are 4,000 Praetorian Guards who d-do not.

—I, Claudius

"Though Junta is committee that's not really what it means
Instead of rule of law, is only the rule of the marines
Not evil, bad, or mean, or cruel, unscrupulous, or weird
And if you disagreeing, then we have you disappeared!

— Polandball, "Junta! The Junta Musical"

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