"Just don't inhale."
— The Atom, cut line from Justice League Unlimited
" ...THIS IS THE EPITOME OF BOTH HEAVEN AND HELL! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!"
"What happened next is possibly the closest thing to sex Taniguchi would ever receive in high school.
"The second Kyon's friend had opened the door, Mikuru's body literally came flying out of the room. Screaming like a banshee, Mikuru's chest connected with Taniguchi's face with such force, that the two flew into the wall behind him. Taniguchi's head hit the wall first and the rest of Mikuru's body flew into him. The two teens just hung there on the wall for three seconds, before they finally slid off onto the floor, with Mikuru covering Taniguchi, like a blanket. The whole experience was quick, painful, and embarrassing. So in a way, it was kind of like sex."
— You Got HaruhiRolled!, chapter 23