Quotes / Mario + Rabbids Kingdom Battle

Humph! You think yours is a real moustache?!
Who's done me a thousand wrongs
ever since Donkey Kong?
Slithering down every pipe,
despite his plumb-shape body type!
Who's gonna run in fear
while screaming "Mama Mia"?!
Who leaves me gray and grim?
Oh, what does Peach see in him?!
MARIO!
With great joy in my heart
each time I watch Mario Kart
You're first and doing so well,
but here comes the Spiny Shell!
And now you and your Rabbid friends
have finally met your ends...
Just let me catch my breath,
then I'll "high C" you to death!!

—The Phantom of the Bwahpera, first verse

Who do you think you are?
You should kneel! I'm the star!
You are nothing but a parody; I'll find you a good role in a tragedy!
"It's-a-me!", "Let's a-go!", the only words you know!
My art will touch your princess' heart
and you will be pulled apart!
You think you'll win this tournament?!
I'll send you to retirement!
You're so not worth the hassle...
Your princess is in another castle...!
Mushrooms won't end the pain...
Time for the Phantom to start his reign!!

—The Phantom of the Bwahpera, last verse

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