With his monocle polished and suit freshly pressed,
Mammon the Elephant sits on his nest,
With a huge pile of eggs that he's stolen and hoarded,
Through greedy and wicked deeds still unrecorded.
He won't hear a "who," or a "why," or a "what?"
He'll only say, "look how much more I have got!"
So please don't bother asking for one with your best beg,
This elephant won't ever part with a nest egg.
Mammon the Elephant sits on his nest,
With a huge pile of eggs that he's stolen and hoarded,
Through greedy and wicked deeds still unrecorded.
He won't hear a "who," or a "why," or a "what?"
He'll only say, "look how much more I have got!"
So please don't bother asking for one with your best beg,
This elephant won't ever part with a nest egg.
—Kingdom of Loathing, intro text before fighting Mammon the Elephant
