Quotes / Magical Nanny

Jane: I've read about nannies. What kind of nanny are you? Did you fly in on the east wind or the west?
Linda: West.
Jane: Where's your umbrella?
Linda: Here!
Jane: Do you eat children?
Linda: Sometimes.
Jane: Why are you here?
Linda: I was hired by your loving parents.
Jane: Loving?
Tim: Parents?
Linda: I've got no qualifications, but a cheery disposition! Here to service all your childish needs. I cook, clean, sing—
Jane: What? You sing?
Linda: Yeah, all nannies sing!

— The Willoughbys

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