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"He's the kind of guy who keeps his brain in his pants."
— Joseph, regarding Jean-Pierre Polnareff, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure: Stardust Crusaders
"Doesn't your sex drive have any kind of "off" button? Bueller? Hello, McFly?"
— Rossweisse to Issei, High School Dx D
Italy: France, what does intercourse mean?
France: Oh, you don't know? It's something you do with someone you like! So, Italy... Do you like me?
France: Oh, you don't know? It's something you do with someone you like! So, Italy... Do you like me?
Naruto: You're nothing but a lousy little pervert!
Jiraiya: I am NOT a little pervert!
Naruto: Oh, yeah? Then tell me, what are you!?
Jiraiya: AAAAHH HA HA HAA HAAA... I'm a BIG one~!
— Naruto
Fan Works
Qrow: What do [Nicholas and Salem] even do together!?
Coral: They fuck.
Jaune: All the time.
Sapphire: Too much. It can't be healthy.
Cinder: Certainly not in the positions they often try.
Tyrian: Nowhere is safe. You can hear it everywhere.
Coral: They fuck.
Jaune: All the time.
Sapphire: Too much. It can't be healthy.
Cinder: Certainly not in the positions they often try.
Tyrian: Nowhere is safe. You can hear it everywhere.
— White Sheep (RWBY), chapter 83
Live Action TV
Masuka: Chocolate Lava Cakes. My specialty!
Debra: You have a specialty?
Masuka: A river of chocolate love that melts in your mouth!
Debra: You can make anything sound perverted!
Masuka: (grinning) It's a gift!
Debra: You have a specialty?
Masuka: A river of chocolate love that melts in your mouth!
Debra: You can make anything sound perverted!
Masuka: (grinning) It's a gift!
— Dexter
Rory: You've just summoned ... deadly aliens, aliens of death, — and now he's taking his clothes off.
Doctor: Turn your back if it embarrasses you. (Rory turns, Amy makes no move to do so)
Rory: Those clothes belong to people, you know... (to Amy) Aren't you going to turn your back?
Amy: (looking quite pleased with what she's seeing) Nope!
Doctor: Turn your back if it embarrasses you. (Rory turns, Amy makes no move to do so)
Rory: Those clothes belong to people, you know... (to Amy) Aren't you going to turn your back?
Amy: (looking quite pleased with what she's seeing) Nope!
Video Games
Carver: Why is it always about sex with you?
Isabela: It's not! Sometimes it's about sex with other people!
Isabela: It's not! Sometimes it's about sex with other people!
Web Animation
Prendergast: You can't have sex in here, sir.
Toad: Can't I, by George! Well let me tell you, Prendergast: I am the most horny fellow in England!
Toad: Can't I, by George! Well let me tell you, Prendergast: I am the most horny fellow in England!
Western Animation
When I die, it'll be the way the gods intended: choked to death by a disgruntled pimp.
— Scanlan Shorthalt, The Legend of Vox Machina
