History Quotes / LosAngeles

''I never worry, now that is a lie.''
-->-- '''Music/RedHotChiliPeppers''', '''"[[Music/BloodSugarSexMagik Under the Bridge]]"'''

'''Wesley''': Apparently she felt I disrespected the Haklar's culture [[PoliticalCorrectnessGoneMad by killing it.]]\\

->They were making something new, magnificent and awful; and it did not include much that had been previously described as heaven.

->You'll always meet this one guy out in L.A, this real smarmy guy. He always says this: ''"Yeah, I love calling back east January 1. 'What are all you doin'? Snowed in, huh? Bummer. Me?'' I'M OUT BY THE POOL!!'' '''''BWAHAHAHAHAAAA!!'''''[='=]"'' What a ''dick'' this guy is.

->When you’re waiting in line at a Taco Bell drive-thru late at night, you pretty much expect to see a plastered, no-tooth-having, crackhead mess wandering around between cars. But in L.A., the drunken Taco Bell drive-thru trolls are famous!

->The [[PrecisionFStrike fucking]] place should be wiped off the face of the Earth.

->You live in Los Angeles and you are going to Reseda\\

And painted the smoke over our heads an imperial violet

-->-- '''RandyNewman'''

->''"They were making something new, magnificent and awful; and it did not include much that had been previously described as heaven."''

->'''Dutch:''' Ever hear of Mac Ray Edwards? Edwards worked for the county, helped build the LA freeways. From 1953 to 1969 he slaughtered children at night and planted their bodies in the soil he and his construction workers paved over with asphalt the next day. The city's roads are literally paved with dead bodies. 50% of the world's known serial killers have spent at least a portion of their lives in Southern Califoria. Why do you think that is?\\
'''Lloyd:''' Everyone comes to Los Angeles to get famous...
-->-- ''Series/TheShield''

->''LA nights are madhouse nights.''
-->-- '''U.D.O.''', "Animal House"

->'''Priya:''' I'm in hell.
->'''Topher:''' You're in Los Angeles. I can understand the mixup.

->'''Fry:''' So you're saying these aren't the decaying ruins of New York in the year 4000?
->'''Farnsworth:''' You wish! You're in Los Angeles!
->'''Fry:''' But there was this gang of 10-year-olds with guns.
->'''Leela:''' Exactly, you're in L.A.
->'''Fry:''' But everyone is driving around in cars shooting at each other.
->'''Bender:''' That's L.A. for you.
->'''Fry:''' But the air is green and there's no sign of civilization whatsoever.
->'''Bender:''' He just won't stop with the social commentary.
->'''Fry:''' And the people are all phonies, nobody reads, everything has cilantro on it...

->'''Dutch:''' Ever hear of Mac Ray Edwards? Edwards worked for the county, helped build the LA freeways. From 1953 to 1969 he slaughtered children at night and planted their bodies in the soil he and his construction workers paved over with asphalt the next day. The city's roads are literally paved with dead bodies. 50% of the world's known serial killers have spent at least a portion of their lives in Southern Califoria. Why do you think that is?
->'''Lloyd:''' Everyone comes to Los Angeles to get famous...

-->--''WesternAnimation/{{Futurama}}''

-->--Historian R.L. Duffus (describing the mushrooming growth of the city in the early 1900s), ''Queen Calafia's Island: Facts And Myths About The Golden State''

-->--''Series/TheShield''

->Look at that mountain\\

I love L.A.!
-->--'''RandyNewman'''

-->-- ''{{Dollhouse}}''

-->--''{{Futurama}}''

-->--''TheShield''