"Look around you, Lily. You are in the heart of bachelor country, and as a woman you are an illegal immigrant here. Now, you could try to apply for a sex visa, but that only lasts twelve hours."
— Barney Stinson, How I Met Your Mother, "World's Greatest Couple"
Eventually, Keith was able to find the apartment complex. He entered the building, and made his way to his apartment. Room 413. He hesitated opening the door. He knew that there wasn't anyone on the other side, but what's the harm in hoping?
He unlocked the door, not bothering to turn on the lights. The apartment held a tiny kitchen to the side with chairs propped up against it. The rest of the room was taken up by a worn-out yet comfortable green couch and a bulky television set. Keith's stuff was littered over the couch, but he just hadn't gotten the time to sort it out.
This place would've felt cramped to anybody else, but for Keith, the apartment felt empty, like a castle with no subjects.
