Quotes / Loads and Loads of Rules

Dungeons & Dragons 3.5? I call that one, 'Rulebooks and Research: Spellcasters Edition'."

—A forum response to tabletop games.

King of Facade: How many rules are there on what to shout before battle?
Warrior: Eighty-eight, my lord.
King: Really? How do you remember all that?

—NieR