Quotes / Little People Are Surreal

"Now pause the movie 'cos what I'm about to say to y'all is so damn twisted
Not only is there a man in his cabinet, but the man... is a MIDGET! MIDGET! MIDGET! MIDGET!"

— R. Kelly, Trapped in the Closet

[The executive] goes, "If you put that word on TV, there could be a protest of midgets on this building." And I said, "Promise?"

—John Mulaney on the word "midget"

Wizard: I picked up this midget. He's very well dressed, Italian suit, good-looking, had a beautiful, tall blonde.
Charlie T: A lady midget?
Wizard: No, the guy was a midget. The blonde was a lady.
Charlie T: I got it.
Doughboy: Those midgets are funny. Sometimes I like to hold a midget.
Wizard: Yeah?
Doughboy: They're funny. They always want to sit in the front seat.

—Taxi Driver

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