Quotes: Little People Are Surreal

"Have you ever had a dream with a dwarf in it? Do you know anyone who's had a dream with a dwarf in it? No! I don't even have dreams with dwarves in them. The only place I've seen dwarves in dreams is in stupid movies like this! "Oh make it weird, put a dwarf in it!". Everyone will go "Woah, this must be a fuckin' dream, there's a fuckin' dwarf in it!". Well I'm sick of it! You can take this dream sequence and stick it up your ass!"

"Now pause the movie 'cos what I'm about to say to y'all is so damn twisted
Not only is there a man in his cabinet, but the man... is a MIDGET! MIDGET! MIDGET! MIDGET!"