"Have you ever had a dream with a dwarf in it? Do you know anyone who's had a dream with a dwarf in it? No! I don't even have dreams with dwarves in them. The only place I've seen dwarves in dreams is in stupid movies like this! "Oh make it weird, put a dwarf in it!". Everyone will go "Woah, this must be a fuckin' dream, there's a fuckin' dwarf in it!". Well I'm sick of it! You can take this dream sequence and stick it up your ass!"
— Tito, Living in Oblivion
"Now pause the movie 'cos what I'm about to say to y'all is so damn twisted
Not only is there a man in his cabinet, but the man... is a MIDGET! MIDGET! MIDGET! MIDGET!"