Quotes / Juggling Dangerously

"I saw a guy juggling chainsaws. It was cool, unless something needs to be sawed down... Then it's just annoying."

— Mitch Hedberg

Calvin: Where do we keep all our chainsaws, Mom?
Calvin's Mom: We don't have any chainsaws, Calvin.
Calvin: We don't? Not any?
Calvin's Mom: Nope.
Calvin: How am I ever going to learn how to juggle?

—Calvin and Hobbes

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