Jimmy Kimmel: Okay, Here is that not so good news. Toys "R" Us is going out of business. Toys "R" Us is closing all of their 1,795 stores worldwide and putting Babies "R" Us in Adaption. I'll tell you. I will always remember Toys "R" Us as a retail store where children had a complete meltdown and excitement everytime we went there. I guess people don't do that anymore! Everybody now buy Toys on Amazon! Amazon will not rest until every other store is an abandoned warehouse is a teaming racoons.
Geoffrey the Giraffe: Hello, Kids!
Jimmy Kimmel: Wow! How are you doing? Welcome! Welcome my friend! It's the Toys R Us mascot, Geoffrey! How are you?
Geoffrey the Giraffe: Doing good! I have a question for everyone here! (To the audience) Do you like toys?
Audience: YES! (And they cheered)
Geoffrey the Giraffe: (Voice breaksdown) Well, I don't have any toys! Because, We are bankrupted (Sobbing hysterically)
Jimmy Kimmel: Aw, It's alright, Geoffrey!
Geoffrey the Giraffe: NO! IT'S NOT! IT'S NOT ALRIGHT! BECAUSE ALL YOU MONSTERS BOUGHT TOYS ON AMAZON! (Voice breaksdown) Now, I am out of the job!
— The intro line from the sketch about the shutdown of Toys "R" Us.
