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-->'''Achmed:''' Why are they [the audience] cheering for me?\\

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-->'''Achmed:''' Why are they [the audience] cheering do these folks (the audience) cheer for me?\\



'''Achmed:''' Oh, I get it. You guys like nothing better than a dead terrorist.

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'''Achmed:''' Oh, I get it. You guys like nothing better than a dead terrorist.
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--> '''Achmed:''' Greetings Infi-- erm, folks?

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--> '''Achmed:''' Greetings Infi-- erm, folks?
Greetings, Abu Dhabi infid--I mean, ''folks!''
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* In {{Pittsburgh}}, Pennsylvania, December 31, 2011 (Jeff was trying to make a LampshadedDoubleEntendre, but it bombed):

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* In {{Pittsburgh}}, UsefulNotes/{{Pittsburgh}}, Pennsylvania, December 31, 2011 (Jeff was trying to make a LampshadedDoubleEntendre, but it bombed):

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-->'''Walter:''' [looks out at the audience]: Is this the population of the ''entire state''?

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-->'''Walter:''' [looks ''[looks out at the audience]: audience]'' Is this the population of the ''entire state''?



-->'''Peanut''' [reading name of city]: "Sah... N'tah... Ah........ Nah." What the hell is that?
---> (insisting that he's saying it right): Sah N'tah Ah Nah, Sah N'tah Ah Nah, Sah N'tah Ah Nah, hoyahoyahoyahoya...

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-->'''Peanut''' [reading -->'''Peanut:''' ''[reading name of city]: city]'' "Sah... N'tah... Ah........ Nah." What the hell is that?
---> (insisting
that?\\
''[insisting
that he's saying it right): right]'' Sah N'tah Ah Nah, Sah N'tah Ah Nah, Sah N'tah Ah Nah, hoyahoyahoyahoya...



-->'''Walter:''' You got some funny place names here, how do you say it - Blown-ox?
-->'''Crowd, more helpful than amused''': [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blawnox,_Pennsylvania Blawnox]].

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-->'''Walter:''' You got some funny place names here, how do you say it - Blown-ox?
-->'''Crowd, more
it--Blown-ox?
-->'''Crowd:''' ''[more
helpful than amused''': amused]'' [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blawnox,_Pennsylvania Blawnox]].
Blawnox]]!



* ''All Over The Map'' tour, United Arab Emirates:
--> '''Achmed:''' Greetings Infi.. erm, folks?

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* ''All Over The the Map'' tour, United Arab Emirates:
--> '''Achmed:''' Greetings Infi.. Infi-- erm, folks?



--> '''Achmed:''' Why are (the audience) cheering for me?
--> {{Beat}}
--> '''Achmed:''' Oh, I get it. You guys like nothing better than a dead terrorist.

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--> '''Achmed:''' -->'''Achmed:''' Why are (the audience) they [the audience] cheering for me?
--> {{Beat}}
-->
me?\\
''[{{beat}}]''\\
'''Achmed:''' Oh, I get it. You guys like nothing better than a dead terrorist.




->'''Usually Walter or Peanut''': Excuse me, but do the tickets say "Jeff Dunham, his friends, and the drunken asshole in the back"? Methinks not!

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\n->'''Usually Walter or Peanut''': Peanut:''' Excuse me, but do the tickets say "Jeff Dunham, his friends, and the drunken asshole in the back"? Methinks not!






--> '''Little Ugly Ass-Jeff''': What the fuck is that?!
--> '''Mini-Peanut''': Hi, look at me; I'm a little idiot hahahahahaha!
--> '''Peanut''': That is not funny.
--> '''Mini-Peanut''': Yes it is.
--> '''Peanut''': No its not!
--> '''Jeff''': I think it is.
--> '''Jose''': Me too.
--> '''Little Ugly Ass-Jeff''': LOL
--> '''Peanut''': Shut up!
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--> '''Little Ugly Ass-Jeff''': -->'''Little Ugly-Ass Jeff:''' What the fuck is that?!
--> '''Mini-Peanut''':
that?!\\
'''Mini-Peanut:'''
Hi, look at me; I'm a little idiot hahahahahaha!
--> '''Peanut''':
hahahahahaha!\\
'''Peanut:'''
That is not funny.
--> '''Mini-Peanut''':
funny.\\
'''Mini-Peanut:'''
Yes it is.
--> '''Peanut''':
is.\\
'''Peanut:'''
No its not!
--> '''Jeff''':
it's not!\\
'''Jeff:'''
I think it is.
--> '''Jose''':
is.\\
'''José:'''
Me too.
-->
too.\\
'''Little Ugly Ass-Jeff''': LOL
--> '''Peanut''':
Ugly-Ass Jeff:''' LOL\\
'''Peanut:'''
Shut up!
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up!
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* 5 voices at once:
--> '''Little Ugly Ass-Jeff''': What the fuck is that?!
--> '''Mini-Peanut''': Hi, look at me; I'm a little idiot hahahahahaha!
--> '''Peanut''': That is not funny.
--> '''Mini-Peanut''': Yes it is.
--> '''Peanut''': No its not!
--> '''Jeff''': I think it is.
--> '''Jose''': Me too.
--> '''Little Ugly Ass-Jeff''': LOL
--> '''Peanut''': Shut up!
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* ''All Over The Map'' tour, United Arab Emirates:
--> '''Achmed:''' Greetings Infi.. erm, folks?

* Tel Aviv, Israel:
--> '''Achmed:''' Why are (the audience) cheering for me?
--> {{Beat}}
--> '''Achmed:''' Oh, I get it. You guys like nothing better than a dead terrorist.
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* In Washington D.C., on ''Spark of Insanity'':
-->'''Walter:''' I stood in front of the IRS building and just flipped them off.
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---> (insisting that he's saying it right): Sah N'tah Ah Nah, Sah N'tah Ah Nah, Sah N'tah Ah Nah, hoyahoyahoyahoya...
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-->'''Walter:''' You got some funny place names here, how do you say it - Blownox?

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-->'''Walter:''' You got some funny place names here, how do you say it - Blownox?Blown-ox?
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->'''Walter:''' Everyone we've met here is named Christian! ''Including the Jewish guys!''

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->'''Walter:''' -->'''Walter:''' Everyone we've met here is named Christian! ''Including the Jewish guys!''



->'''Peanut''' [reading name of city]: "Sah... N'tah... Ah........ Nah." What the hell is that?

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->'''Peanut''' -->'''Peanut''' [reading name of city]: "Sah... N'tah... Ah........ Nah." What the hell is that?



->'''Bubba J:''' I'm home!

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->'''Bubba -->'''Bubba J:''' I'm home!



->'''Walter:''' You got some funny place names here, how do you say it - Blownox?
->'''Crowd, more helpful than amused''': [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blawnox,_Pennsylvania Blawnox]].

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->'''Walter:''' -->'''Walter:''' You got some funny place names here, how do you say it - Blownox?
->'''Crowd, -->'''Crowd, more helpful than amused''': [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blawnox,_Pennsylvania Blawnox]].
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->'''Walter:''' [looks out at the audience]: Is this the population of the ''entire state''?

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->'''Walter:''' -->'''Walter:''' [looks out at the audience]: Is this the population of the ''entire state''?
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* In {{Pittsburgh}}, Pennsylvania, December 31, 2011 (Jeff was trying to make a LampshadedDoubleEntendre, but it bombed):
->'''Walter:''' You got some funny place names here, how do you say it - Blownox?
->'''Crowd, more helpful than amused''': [[http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blawnox,_Pennsylvania Blawnox]].
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* The moment Bubba J goes on stage in Minneapolis, Minnesota:
->'''Bubba J:''' I'm home!
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* On a trip to Copenhagen, Denmark:
->'''Walter:''' Everyone we've met here is named Christian! ''Including the Jewish guys!''
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->'''Peanut''' [reading name of city]: "Sah-nuh-tah An-ah", what the hell is that?

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->'''Peanut''' [reading name of city]: "Sah-nuh-tah An-ah", what "Sah... N'tah... Ah........ Nah." What the hell is that?

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->Walter: [looks out at the audience]: Is this the population of the ''entire state''?

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->Walter: ->'''Walter:''' [looks out at the audience]: Is this the population of the ''entire state''?



->Peanut [reading name of city]: "Sah-nuh-tah An-ah", what the hell is that?

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->Peanut ->'''Peanut''' [reading name of city]: "Sah-nuh-tah An-ah", what the hell is that?that?

[[AC:Jeff's usual response to a heckler]]

->'''Usually Walter or Peanut''': Excuse me, but do the tickets say "Jeff Dunham, his friends, and the drunken asshole in the back"? Methinks not!
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* Billings, Montana for the Christmas Spacial DVD:
->Walter: [looks out at the audience]: It this the population of the ''entire state''?

* Santa Anna, California, on Arguing with Myself

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* Billings, Montana for on the Christmas Spacial DVD:
->Walter: [looks out at the audience]: It Is this the population of the ''entire state''?

* Santa Anna, Ana, California, on Arguing ''Arguing with MyselfMyself''
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Billings, Montana for the Christmas Spacial DVD:

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Billings, *Billings, Montana for the Christmas Spacial DVD:



Santa Anna, California, on Arguing with Myself

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Santa *Santa Anna, California, on Arguing with Myself

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