Quotes / Jeff Dunham

Local flavor
  • Billings, Montana on the Christmas Spacial DVD:
    Walter: [looks out at the audience] Is this the population of the entire state?

  • On a trip to Copenhagen, Denmark:
    Walter: Everyone we've met here is named Christian! Including the Jewish guys!

  • Santa Ana, California, on Arguing with Myself
    Peanut: [reading name of city] "Sah... N'tah... Ah........ Nah." What the hell is that?
    [insisting that he's saying it right] Sah N'tah Ah Nah, Sah N'tah Ah Nah, Sah N'tah Ah Nah, hoyahoyahoyahoya...

  • The moment Bubba J goes on stage in Minneapolis, Minnesota:
    Bubba J: I'm home!

  • In Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, December 31, 2011 (Jeff was trying to make a Lampshaded Double Entendre, but it bombed):
    Walter: You got some funny place names here, how do you say it—Blown-ox?
    Crowd: [more helpful than amused] Blawnox!

  • In Washington D.C., on Spark of Insanity:
    Walter: I stood in front of the IRS building and just flipped them off.

  • All Over the Map tour, United Arab Emirates:
    Achmed: Greetings Infi— erm, folks?

  • Tel Aviv, Israel:
    Achmed: Why are they [the audience] cheering for me?
    Achmed: Oh, I get it. You guys like nothing better than a dead terrorist.

Jeff's usual response to a heckler
Usually Walter or Peanut: Excuse me, but do the tickets say "Jeff Dunham, his friends, and the drunken asshole in the back"? Methinks not!

Other moments
  • 5 voices at once:
    Little Ugly-Ass Jeff: What the fuck is that?!
    Mini-Peanut: Hi, look at me; I'm a little idiot hahahahahaha!
    Peanut: That is not funny.
    Mini-Peanut: Yes it is.
    Peanut: No it's not!
    Jeff: I think it is.
    José: Me too.
    Little Ugly-Ass Jeff: LOL
    Peanut: Shut up!