History Quotes / ImmortalImmaturity

--->'''Allison:''' You have a strong sense of... ''Whimsy''.\\

->''"You call yourself some kind of goddess and you know nothing, madam, nothing. What don't die can't live. What don't live can't change. What don't change can't learn. The smallest creature that dies in the grass knows more than you."''

->“You call yourself some kind of goddess and you know nothing, madam, nothing. What don't die can't live. What don't live can't change. What don't change can't learn. The smallest creature that dies in the grass knows more than you.”
-->--'''Granny Weatherwax''' to the Queen of Fairyland, ''Literature/LordsAndLadies''

->''"You know...I ''loved'' being you. Back when I first started, at the very beginning, I was always trying to be old and grumpy and important, like you do when you're young...and then I was you! And it was all dashing about, playing cricket and my voice going all squeaky when I shouted..."''
-->-- '''The Tenth Doctor''' to the '''Fifth''', ''Series/DoctorWho'', "Time Crash"

-->-- '''Right-Eye''', ''Webcomic/TheOrderOfTheStick -- "StartOfDarkness"''

->''Oh [[VampireMonarch Marceline]], why are you so mean?''\\
''"I'm not mean, I'm a thousand years old/And I just lost track of my moral code."''
-->--'''''WesternAnimation/AdventureTime,''''' "Evicted"

'''Connie:''' THEN ''[[ArmorPiercingResponse ACT LIKE IT!]]''
-->--- ''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse'', "The New Crystal Gems"

->'''Brian:''' What sort of man doesn't carry a trowel? Put it on your Christmas list!\\
'''Rory:''' Dad, I'm ''thirty-one''. I don't have a Christmas list anymore.\\
'''The Doctor:''' (from a distance) I DO!
-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', "Dinosaurs on a Spaceship"

'''Garovel:''' Don’t need to. Even if you were infinity years old, I'd still be infinity plus one.

->'''Chandra:''' Liliana, you're two centuries older than me. [[FoolishSiblingResponsibleSibling Exactly which of us is supposed to be the responsible one?]]
->'''Liliana:''' Let me tell you a secret. [[TheUnfettered There doesn't have to]] ''[[TheUnfettered be]]'' [[TheUnfettered a responsible one]].
-->--'''TabletopGame/MagicTheGathering''', ''[[https://magic.wizards.com/en/articles/archive/magic-story/torch-defiance-2016-09-07 Torch of Defiance]]''

->She's ancient and timeless. I don't know how old she is, but I think [[TimeAbyss she might have been born at the time the world was made]].
->She's also dumb as a sack of rocks.
->"Hi, Starbreeze."
->"You're different," Starbreeze chirped. Then she brightened. "Pretty cloak!"
-->--''[[Literature/AlexVerus Fated]]''

-->-- ''Pra'tyne'' to Autobot Hound, ''[[ComicBook/Transformers2019 Transformers: Escape #1]]''

-->-- Pra'tyne to Hound, ''[[ComicBook/Transformers2019 Transformers: Escape #1]]''

'''Garovel:''' [[TimeAbyss Three thousand something, I think.]]\\
'''Chergoa:''' [[TheFogOfAges See? You don't even know.]]\\

-->'''Chandra:''' Liliana, you're two centuries older than me. [[FoolishSiblingResponsibleSibling Exactly which of us is supposed to be the responsible one?]]
-->'''Liliana:''' Let me tell you a secret. [[TheUnfettered There doesn't have to]] ''[[TheUnfettered be]]'' [[TheUnfettered a responsible one]].

-->'''Chandra:''' Liliana, you're two centuries older than me. [[FoolishSiblingResponsibleSibling Exactly which of us is supposed to be the responsible one?]]\\
'''Liliana:''' Let me tell you a secret. [[TheUnfettered There doesn't have to]] ''[[TheUnfettered be]]'' [[TheUnfettered a responsible one]].

-->--'''TabletopGames/MagicTheGathering''', ''[[https://magic.wizards.com/en/articles/archive/magic-story/torch-defiance-2016-09-07 Torch of Defiance]]''

'''Lapis:''' We're both thousands of years older than you...\\

'''Doctor:''' (from a distance) I DO!
-->- ''Series/DoctorWho'', "Dinosaurs on a Spaceship"

-->'''Ophelia''' the vampire, ''Literature/{{Unique}}''

->''You know...I ''loved'' being you. Back when I first started, at the very beginning, I was always trying to be old and grumpy and important, like you do when you're young...and then I was you! And it was all dashing about, playing cricket and my voice going all squeaky when I shouted...''

'''Garovel:''' [[TimeAbyss Three thousand something]], I think.\\

->''Oh [[VampireMonarch Marceline]], why are you so mean?''
->''"I'm not mean, I'm a thousand years old/And I just lost track of my moral code."''

->'''Brian:''' What sort of man doesn't carry a trowel? Put it on your Christmas list!
->'''Rory:''' Dad, I'm ''thirty-one''. I don't have a Christmas list anymore.
->'''Doctor:''' (from a distance) I DO!

->''You know...I ''loved'' being you. Back when I first started, at the very beginning, I was always trying to be old and grumpy and important, [[ImmortalImmaturity like you do when you're young]]...and then I was you! And it was all dashing about, playing cricket and my voice going all squeaky when I shouted...''

-->--'''WesternAnimation/AdventureTime,''' ''"Evicted"''

->''I'm not mean, I'm a thousand years old/And I just lost track of my moral code.''
-->--'''[[VampireMonarch Marceline]]''', '''WesternAnimation/AdventureTime''', ''"Evicted"''

-->-- '''Right-Eye''', ''OrderOfTheStick -- "StartOfDarkness"''

->''I'm not mean, I'm a thousand years old and I just lost track of my moral code.''
-->--'''Marceline''', '''WesternAnimation/AdventureTime''', ''"Evicted"''