Quotes: I Can Explain

Blackadder: Sir, I can explain everything!
->Melchett: Can you, Blackadder? Can you?
->Blackadder: Well...no, sir, not really.
Blackadder Goes Forth

Argit: No, please buddy! Don't kill me! I can explain!
Evil Kevin: Explain WHAT?

Homer: Marge, wait! I can explain!
Marge: (stops the car) I'm listening.
Homer: I owe the mafia money.
Marge: D'oh! (drives off)
The Simpsons, "Bonfire of the Manatees"