So Finn and Jake
Set out to find a new home.
It's gonna be tough
For a kid and a dog on their own.
Here's a little house,
Aw, Finn's stickin' his foot in.
Well, that's a bad idea dude
Cause now that bird thinks you're a jerk, Finn!
And now they're chillin' on the side of a hill!
And thinkin' livin' in a cloud'd be totally thrillin'
Unless they find something inside
Like a mean cloud man and his beautiful cloud bride.
A beehive, oh nooooooooo!
Don't put your foot in there, guy!
Y'all tried that before,
And you know it didn't turn out right!
Big shell, go inside.
Look around, it seems alright.
Frog jumps out, and barfs a tiger!
Throwin' down potions for food and fire!
— Narrator, Adventure Time, ("Evicted!")
[Crew in underwater apartment]
Underwater realtor: Sure, it ain't one of them la-de-da above-ground places. But if you like dank, hey, forget about it!
Leela: At least it's got a great view.
[A giant squid swims up to the window]
Bender: What the-?
Underwater realtor: Excuse me. I gotta go change a lightbulb.
[Crew in unique architecture house
]
]Fry: Hmm. I'm not sure we want to pay for a dimension we're not going to use.
[Bender trips and tumbles down the stairs, appearing in multiple staircases and going in every direction]
[Crew in suspiciously fantastic apartment]
Fry: Well, I give up. What's the catch?
Jersey realtor: Oh, no catch. Although we 'are technically in New Jersey.
[Crew back in the Planet Express HQ]
Fry: Not one place even remotely liveable.
