Quotes / Hot God

"You create something from nothing. You're like God! There's nobody hotter than God."

— Barney Stinson, How I Met Your Mother, "Ted Mosby, Architect"

"I'm your Venus, I'm your fire, at your desire."

— Shocking Blue/Bananarama, Venus

Sometimes I just see a colt and I think to myself, 'Oh, if only I was an immortal, beautiful, sexy goddess that all would love to mate until I couldn't stand up.' And then I think 'Oh wait! I totally am!'

— Celestia, Progress

"Amazing chest ahead."

— Memetic Mutation of a player message right before entering Gwyndolin's room, Dark Souls

Coulson: Suspect is caucasian male, mid-twenties, with…
Thor: (Poses dramatically, lightning flashes behind him.)
Coulson: … Really great hair.
Nick Fury: Excuse me…?
Coulson: It's an accurate description. Sir, he’s gorgeous.

— What If…? (2021) Episode 3: What If… The World Lost Its Mightiest Heroes?

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