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Redwen: You've got spunk, [Angela]. I like you.
Spoony: Me too! I roll to seduce!
The Forever DM: Dude, no. She's not an NPC.
Spoony: So?
Spoony: ...More <3
The Forever DM: I guess I'll just let this play out.

Scanlan Shorthalt [singing]: Lada-da, lada-da, my lady's rose I will pluck / My love, it's time for us to—!
[Percy crashes into the room where Scanlan and the elf-girl are]
Scanlan Shorthalt: For goodness sakes! Percy, the hell, man! If you wanna join in, you gotta ask first!
Percy De Rolo: Scanlan, I should have known. Could you put on some pants and help us?
The Legend of Vox Machina, "The Terror of Tal'Dorei, Part 1."

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