All my friends have spray-on tans.
And they're getting back together with their old rock bands.
Yes, their bland old lives are now filled with spices.
They're having a mid-life crisis.
They're all getting sports cars and new toupees.
And borrowing against their I.R.A.'s
I've always had my fair share of vices.
But I've never had a mid-life crisis
— "Mid-Life Crisis", Phineas and Ferb
