Texan: It's true! We Texans do love us some queso! Queso 'n chips! Queso 'n fries! Queso 'n chicken! You give us a food, we'll put queso on it.
Arthur: Surely not EVERY food? You can't have queso-dipped ice cream.
(Beat)
Texan: Little lady, if'n you make that work, I'll give you a hunner dollars. That'd be like beauty dipped into MAJESTY.
