"Makes a lot of sense...for a car thief."
— Julia Fang, The Art of War
Natasha Romanoff: Where did Captain America learn how to steal a car?
Steve Rogers: Nazi Germany. And we're borrowing; take your feet off the dash.
Steve Rogers: Nazi Germany. And we're borrowing; take your feet off the dash.
"I'msorryI'llbringitbacklaterthankyoouuuuu!"
— Jackie Chan, Jackie Chan Adventures, almost every episode.
Girl: Hey, that evil scientist just stole my bike!
Boy: Hey, that nice duck just gave me twenty bucks for my skateboard!
Biker: Hey man... You just fucked up your Ferarri!
Stanley: It's not mine...
[Stanley holsters his gun and shoves him off his motorcycle]
Stanley: And neither is this!
Stanley: It's not mine...
[Stanley holsters his gun and shoves him off his motorcycle]
Stanley: And neither is this!
— The Rock
"You've just rented a jetski to The Punisher. Kiss that baby GOODBYE!"
—Actual blurb
for The Punisher War Journal #19
for The Punisher War Journal #19"Gimme your car, your keys, and get your ass out! The city of LA appreciates your cooperation!"
— Nick Kang, True Crime: Streets of LA
"Surely you've watched one of those action movies where the government agent commandeers a vehicle from a civilian?" said Alboreto before pulling his Beretta. "Well now you can tell all your friends it's actually happened to you."
— Marisa 18: An225, a Gunslinger Girl fanfic
"Sorry kids, this is an emergency. I'm Chuck Norris!"
