"Speaking of Rodrick, the flooding didn't seem to bother him at all. In fact, I'll bet if I hadn't woken him up he would've kept sleeping even if his bed floated up the stairs and out of the house."
— Greg Heffley, Diary of a Wimpy Kid: Cabin Fever
"Please let me be.
Please go away.
I am NOT going to get up today!
Please go away.
I am NOT going to get up today!
— Dr. Seuss, I Am NOT Going to Get Up Today
"Now, I do believe I was in the middle of a pretty nice nap..."
— Ramblin' Evil Colorectal Polyp, Awful Hospital
