"My uncle Gus come by the house every year. My uncle Gus is the uncle that likes to work the grill. And don’t let nobody touch the grill when he’s around and shit. As as soon as he walks in the house its like: 'Get away from that grill, you don't know how to start a fire! You don't start no fire, put this fire out. This ain’t no fire goddamnit! Eddie. Eddie go over there get all of that wood, I need half a tree. Chop that tree. Chop down that tree and give me the wood. And Charlie, go get me 2 gallons of gasoline out the shed. Two gallons of gasoline, you kids roll up your shirt we’re gonna start a fire. Come on, you wanna eat? You wanna eat? Then shut up and put it on the fire. 'O.K., put that wood on the side there. O.K., gimme the gasoline Charlie. Hold the match, when I tell you throw the match on the gasoline all right? When I tell you right? We gonna make a fire. We gonna eat. Here we go pour the gasoline on like this. We need the hole 2... get that goddamn lighter fluid out of here we can’t use that shit. Using all the 2 gallons gasoline on this wood. And make a fire, we’re gonna eat a hamburger, O.K.? Here we go, Charlie throw the match.' (fwoom) NOW THAT'S A FIRE! 'That’s a fire, look at that, look at that. He be alright, roll Charlie 'round, roll him around.'"
— Eddie Murphy, "Delirious''
Mr. Brittas: What happened to him?
Laura: His garden blew up. You know his organic vegetable bed? Turns out it was built on 70ft of toxic waste dating back to the 50s. Nobody realized quite how much gas was building up until yesterday evening, he went to light his charcoal pit and...
