Jared: I always thought the manliest way to be pantsless was watching football on the couch in your underwear.
See, now yer assumin' that I wear underwear.
Flesh Gordon: All right, keep your panties on.
Oh I never wear any.
— Flesh Gordon 2: Flesh Gordon Meets the Cosmic Cheerleaders
: This video was banned from Music Television
because you can see my junk through my jumpsuit
: I believe that is called "freeballing"