Quotes: Going Commando

Jared: I always thought the manliest way to be pantsless was watching football on the couch in your underwear.
Commander: See, now yer assumin' that I wear underwear.

Flesh Gordon: All right, keep your panties on.
Rhobunda Hooters: Oh I never wear any.
Flesh Gordon 2: Flesh Gordon Meets the Cosmic Cheerleaders

Dr. Rockzo: This video was banned from Music Television because you can see my junk through my jumpsuit
William Murderface: I believe that is called "freeballing"