Quotes / Giant Novelty Check

Video Games

DougDoug: I want one of those big checks, like golfers get, like it's gotta be huge.
JayMoji: An obnoxiously large check, for ten dollars. [bursts out laughing]
Doug Doug: The shipping would cost hundreds of dollars, from the East Coast, but I want that check!

— "Splatoon 3, But Every Kill You Get $1"

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