Quotes: Gasshole

"Beans, the musical fruit, the more you eat, the more you toot."
A Crow, The Dark Tower (and many other characters) note 

"My mom always said, if you can fart and burp at the same time, you have no soul!"

"I hardly eat at all, but I'm even gassier now that I'm a vampire!"

"Fart proudly!"

"Pumbaa, with you, everything is gas."
Timon, The Lion King