Quotes / Gasshole

"Beans, the musical fruit, the more you eat, the more you toot."
A Crow, The Dark Tower (and many other characters) note 

"My mom always said, if you can fart and burp at the same time, you have no soul!"

"I hardly eat at all, but I'm even gassier now that I'm a vampire!"

"Fart proudly!"

"Pumbaa, with you, everything is gas."
Timon, The Lion King

When the evil Shredder farts,
->These turtle boys put on their gas masks!
— Schoolyard parody of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles theme song

"Make like a trumpet and toot!"
Andie, albeit an AU portrayal.