"Now who're you, then? You a cop? Nah, you're too fresh to be a cop. But you know wot would make you EVEN fresher? Someone else's gear. That's where ol' Spyke comes in. You ever see a bloke strollin' around the plaza in some right-fresh gear that you fancy for yourself? Just walk up to that bloke, check 'im out wif A, and then press X to, uh... "order" their gear from me."
— Spyke, Splatoon
