Quotes / Flipping the Table

Dave: Whoa, the Big Guy made a dud call? Uh oh...
Sara: Please don't flip the table, Brian. Please don't flip the table.
Brian: I'm... trying really hard not to, Sara, but... RAAAAAARRRGH!

— Knights of the Dinner Table

"Jesus entered the temple courts and drove out all who were buying and selling there. He overturned the tables of the money changers and the benches of those selling doves."

— Matthew 21:12, The Bible

"If someone asks you What would Jesus do? remind them that flipping over tables and chasing them with a whip is within the realm of possibilities."

— Demotivational Poster

Harry, who could see a huge Dudley tantrum coming on, began wolfing down his bacon as fast as possible in case Dudley turned the table over.

— Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone

"Prowl! Wish us luck because who knows? Maybe the Knights can help us find a cure for your personality. And if you get cross while we're away, remember: It's not the table's fault."

— Rodimus to Prowl, The Transformers: More than Meets the Eye