Quotes / Feigning Intelligence

"They were going from door to door asking if anyone knew any scientists. I said look no further. They asked me if I knew anything about power plants. I said as much as anyone I'd ever met. They asked me how well I understood theoretical physics. I told them I had a theoretical degree in physics. They said welcome aboard."
Fantastic, Fallout: New Vegas

GLaDOS: Ohhhhh — now he's playing classical music.
Wheatley: [As well as classical music, the sound of book pages quickly being turned can be heard] Oh, sorry, sorry, hope that didn't disturb you just then! It was the sound of books. Pages being turned. So that's just what I was doing. I was just reading, ah, books. So, not a moron. Anyway, just finished the last one now. The hardest one. Machiavelli. Do not know what the fuss was about. Understood it perfectly. Have you read that one?
GLaDOS: Yes -
Wheatley: Yeah, doubt it. Well, on with the test. Wish there was more books! But there's not.