Quotes / Feathered Fiend

No… You’re NOT marshmallows, are you? Look at those cold avian eyes. Those talons. Those razor sharp beaks. You’re little killing machines, aren’t you? Yes… Go to sleep my little killers. Mommy’s got a big day for you tomorrow…
GLaDOS, Portal 2, Peer Review DLC

AAH! BIRD! BIRD! KILL IT! It's evil!
GLaDOS, Portal 2, Chapter 7: The Reunion

Leliana: But a bird is a creature of grace, and beauty! They open their mouths and they sing!
Shale: The bard hears music. I hear a wail of banshees that boils my blood.
Leliana: But... what about a nightingale? Or a swan?
Shale: They are not pigeons, it is true. Still? Evil beasts of the sky.

"Come on, we're birds! We're descended from dinosaurs! We're not supposed to be nice, right?"

Everyone thinks they're such sweet little things. (Ducks, ducks. Quack quack, quack quack)
Soft downy feathers and nice little wings. (Ducks, ducks. Quack quack, quack quack)
But there's a poison I'd like to administer, you think they're cuddly, but I think they're sinister.