Sarah: I just came over here to tell you that I was pregnant, and you ended up lecturing us about some obscure economic principle! Why can't you just be normal?! Why can't we have ordinary human interactions? Why is it that every time we hang out, you end up explaining the economy to somebody?
Seamus: Uh... When is the baby due?
Sarah: I ALREADY HAD IT!!
"The fetus has super-fast gestation period and super-fast aging once it's born, which seems to be the common thread in terrible fantasy stories about pregnancy."
Robin: Whoa, hey, my water just broke.
Leslie: No problem! Bag's already packed, just need to call the doctor...
Robin: An' that's a contraction. An' another. An' another.
Leslie: Uh-oh.
Robin: Contraction contraction contraction contraction contraction contraction contraction contraction contraction connnnnyyeeaaaagg...
Robin, many years later: An' so I pooped you out right into my leggings in the middle of the store.
Tabby: MOM!
Abby: Ha, awesome.
Aeryn: It's a geometric pregnancy.
Crichton: Please tell that means we're gonna have a mathematician.
Soldier: A soldier, more likely, but we will be having it sooner than you think.
Crichton: How sooner?
Aeryn: With genetic modifications put into someone born into a battle unit like myself, essentially we're going to be parents in a matter of solar days.
Crichton: Days? We don't have name.
Crichton: Please tell that means we're gonna have a mathematician.
Soldier: A soldier, more likely, but we will be having it sooner than you think.
Crichton: How sooner?
Aeryn: With genetic modifications put into someone born into a battle unit like myself, essentially we're going to be parents in a matter of solar days.
Crichton: Days? We don't have name.
