The Nostalgia Chick: You pretty much get everything you need to know about her from the intro of the show.
Rita Repulsa: I'm here to conquer eeeearth!
The weather started getting rough, the tiny ship was tossed.
If not for the courage of the fearless crew, the Minnow would be lost,
The Minnow would be lost.
The ship set ground on the shore of this uncharted desert isle...
— part of opening theme, Gilligan's Island