Seer quotes

you know how the pioneers drove boulders. i drive ice burgs

—Troper shipping thread (Post 111534)

"I come from a long line of boat castrators."

"Do you need a hug?" "I wish for the embrace of oblivion"

Other quotes

And Griffin's talking to a gun in the bathroom while invisible/naked

LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THE MAN WHO SCARED OFF THE ABSOLUTIST

— Olivetree

Yay, room needs more douchebags.

— Lilqueendaisy

(Is a terrified, distraught-looking physicist in a Santa suit.)

— Mobile Leprechaun