you know how the pioneers drove boulders. i drive ice burgs
—Troper shipping thread (Post 111534)
"I come from a long line of boat castrators."
"Do you need a hug?" "I wish for the embrace of oblivion"
And Griffin's talking to a gun in the bathroom while invisible/naked
LADIES AND GENTLEMEN THE MAN WHO SCARED OFF THE ABSOLUTIST
Yay, room needs more douchebags.
(Is a terrified, distraught-looking physicist in a Santa suit.)
— Mobile Leprechaun