History Quotes / DuckSeasonRabbitSeason

-->-- ''[[WebVideo/KingdomHeartsInANutshell Kingdom Hearts X- Back Cover in a nutshell]]''

-->--''Film/WhoFramedRogerRabbit''

-->--''WesternAnimation/WhoFramedRogerRabbit''

-->-- '''Salem the Cat''', ''Series/SabrinaTheTeenageWitch''

-->-- '''Salem the Cat''', ''Series/SabrinaTheTeenageWitch''

->''"Tee-hee-hee! WesternAnimation/DaffyDuck's animosity towards the WesternAnimation/BugsBunny character is so intense, that he fails to see when Bugs has presented him an opportunity for victory! Instead of... of maintaining an awareness of the words being used, Daffy's rage is so blinding that he that he frames his statements in pure contrariness to Bugs', which results in his getting shot in the face! AHAHA! Had he been less angry, he might have acted on Bugs Bunny saying "Rabbit season," but he too strongly conflated his desire to disagree with his opponent and his desire to defeat him! And it was that very desire to disagree that prevented him from fulfilling his goal of outwitting Bugs Bunny, and in doing so saving himself from harm! The irony is staggering! Ahahahahahahaha!"''
-->-- '''Patrick''', ''Webcomic/StrongFemaleProtagonist''

->Enjoying your life as a cat?
->Yes.
->Any urinary track problems.
->No.
->Giving back to the community?
->Yes.
->Got any strays in trouble?
->No.
->''Still want to take over the world?''
->Yes. ...Wait no; I meant no, NO! *sob sob sob*
-->-- Salem the Cat, ''Sabrina the Teenage Witch''

->Yes. ...Wait I meant no, NO! *sob sob sob*

->Still want to take over the world?

-->-- ''Series/DoctorWho'', "Doomsday"

-->--''WebComic/StrongFemaleProtagonist'', [[{{Telepathy}} Patrick]]'s [[ExpospeakGag reaction]] to seeing [[WesternAnimation/LooneyTunes this trope's title gag]] for the first time.

-->--''Series/CornerGas'', "Key to the Future"

'''Hank:''' No no no, I'm not talkin' about that! That's ''clearly'' an example of exaggeration to make a comedic point! I'm talkin about when Daffy keeps sayin', "shoot the rabbit", and Bugs keeps sayin', "shoot the duck", and Daffy keeps sayin', "shoot the rabbit", and Bugs keeps sayin', "shoot the duck, until eventually, Bugs says, "shoot the ''rabbit''", and Daffy says, "shoot the ''duck''", and Daffy gets shot.\\

-->-- ''Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus'', "Argument"

* The '''Argument''' sketch from Series/MontyPythonsFlyingCircus:-

-->O: Oh I'm sorry, is this a five minute argument, or the full half hour?
-->M: Ah! (taking out his wallet and paying) Just the five minutes.
-->O: Just the five minutes. Thank you.
-->O: Anyway, I did.
-->M: You most certainly did not!
-->O: Now let's get one thing quite clear: I most definitely told you!
-->M: Oh no you didn't!
-->O: Oh yes I did!
-->M: Oh no you didn't!
-->O: Oh yes I did!
-->M: Oh no you didn't!
-->O: Oh yes I did!
-->M: Oh no you didn't!
-->O: Oh yes I did!
-->M: Oh no you didn't!
-->O: Oh yes I did!
-->M: Oh no you didn't!
-->O: Oh yes I did!
-->M: No you DIDN'T!
-->O: Oh yes I did!
-->M: No you DIDN'T!
-->O: Oh yes I did!
-->M: No you DIDN'T!
-->O: Oh yes I did!
-->M: Oh look, this isn't an argument!
(pause)
-->O: Yes it is!
-->M: No it isn't!
(pause)
-->M: It's just contradiction!
-->O: No it isn't!
-->M: It IS!
-->O: It is NOT!
-->M: You just contradicted me!
-->O: No I didn't!
-->M: You DID!
-->O: No no no!
-->M: You did just then!
-->O: Nonsense!
-->M: (exasperated) Oh, this is futile!!
(pause)
-->O: No it isn't!
-->M: Yes it is!
(pause)
-->M: I came here for a good argument!
-->O: AH, no you didn't, you came here for an argument!
-->M: An argument isn't just contradiction.
-->O: Well! it CAN be!
-->M: No it can't!
-->M: An argument is a connected series of statements intended to establish a proposition.
-->O: No it isn't!
-->M: Yes it is! 'tisn't just contradiction.
-->O: Look, if I *argue* with you, I must take up a contrary position!
-->M: Yes but it isn't just saying 'no it isn't'.
-->O: Yes it is!
-->M: No it isn't!
-->O: Yes it is!
-->M: No it isn't!
-->O: Yes it is!
-->M: No it ISN'T! Argument is an intellectual process. Contradiction is just the automatic gainsaying of anything the other person says.
-->O: It is NOT!
-->M It is!
-->O: Not at all!
-->M: It is!

* The '''Argument''' sketch from MontyPythonsFlyingCircus:-

vM: It is!

O: Oh I'm sorry, is this a five minute argument, or the full half hour?
M: Ah! (taking out his wallet and paying) Just the five minutes.
O: Just the five minutes. Thank you.
O: Anyway, I did.
M: You most certainly did not!
O: Now let's get one thing quite clear: I most definitely told you!
M: Oh no you didn't!
O: Oh yes I did!
M: Oh no you didn't!
O: Oh yes I did!
M: Oh no you didn't!
O: Oh yes I did!
M: Oh no you didn't!
O: Oh yes I did!
M: Oh no you didn't!
O: Oh yes I did!
M: Oh no you didn't!
O: Oh yes I did!
M: No you DIDN'T!
O: Oh yes I did!
M: No you DIDN'T!
O: Oh yes I did!
M: No you DIDN'T!
O: Oh yes I did!
M: Oh look, this isn't an argument!

O: Yes it is!
M: No it isn't!

M: It's just contradiction!
O: No it isn't!
M: It IS!
O: It is NOT!
M: You just contradicted me!
O: No I didn't!
M: You DID!
O: No no no!
M: You did just then!
O: Nonsense!
M: (exasperated) Oh, this is futile!!

O: No it isn't!
M: Yes it is!

M: I came here for a good argument!
O: AH, no you didn't, you came here for an argument!
M: An argument isn't just contradiction.
O: Well! it CAN be!
M: No it can't!
M: An argument is a connected series of statements intended to establish a proposition.
O: No it isn't!
M: Yes it is! 'tisn't just contradiction.
O: Look, if I *argue* with you, I must take up a contrary position!
M: Yes but it isn't just saying 'no it isn't'.
O: Yes it is!
M: No it isn't!
O: Yes it is!
M: No it isn't!
O: Yes it is!
M: No it ISN'T! Argument is an intellectual process. Contradiction is just the automatic gainsaying of anything the other person says.
O: It is NOT!
M It is!
O: Not at all!
M: It is!

* The '''Argument''' sketch from MontyPythonsFlying Circus:-

M: It is!