History Quotes / DroppedABridgeOnHim

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->''"What kind of end is this?"''
-->-- '''Yeesha''', on [[spoiler:Kadish's]] suicide note in ''VideoGame/{{Uru}}''

->''"I was going through my script and realized I never wrote an exit from this scene for [[spoiler: No Face]]. So I let [[spoiler: Mara]] at him, and he is now dead. Kinda anti-climactic for him. Oh well. Not everything can be epic."''
-->-- '''Megan Gedris''', in the author's commentary of ''Webcomic/YuMeDream''.

->''"Grandma got run over by a... plot contrivance."''
-->-- '''WebVideo/TheNostalgiaChick''', ''The Christmas Shoes''

->'''Strong Bad:''' Señor Havin' A Little Trouble and Mr. Bland were by far the most popular characters. ''[Bubs' Concession stand falls on them]'' Then, they were crushed by a falling Bubs' Concession Stand.
->'''Bubs:''' ''[appears in the stand's window]'' "Hot time!"
->'''Strong Bad:''' said Bubs.
-->-- ''WebAnimation/StrongBadEmail''

-->--'''Creator/GenUrobuchi''' ([[HypocriticalHumor yes, really]]), 1.23.13 [[http://twitter.com/Butch_Gen/status/294344105620803584 tweet]]

->''The trial you have chosen belongs to the unfortunate deceased.''
->''Though possessed of a champion's caliber, the fickle path of time steered them to an early grave.''
-->-- '''The Arbiter of Time''', on formerly-[[TheUnfought unfought]] Jihl Nabaat, ''VideoGame/FinalFantasyXIII2''

->''We all know the world is full of chance and anarchy,\\
So yes, it's true to life for characters to die randomly.\\
But newsflash! The genre's called fantasy!\\
It's ''meant'' to be unrealistic, you myopic manatee!''
-->-- '''Creator/JRRTolkien''' to '''Creator/GeorgeRRMartin''', ''WebVideo/EpicRapBattlesOfHistory''

->'''Narrator:'''[[note]]Aka [[FatBastard Eric Cartman]][[/note]] And they all lived happily ever after... except for Kyle, who died of AIDS two weeks later.\\

->'''Narrator:'''[[note]]AKA: [[FatBastard Eric Cartman]][[/note]] And they all lived happily ever after... except for Kyle, who died of AIDS two weeks later.\\

->'''Narrator'''[[note]]Aka Eric Cartman[[/note]] And they all lived happily ever after... except for Kyle, who died of AIDS two weeks later. \\
'''Kyle''': Goddammit, Cartman!

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-->-- ''WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty'' ("The Rickchurian Mortydate")

->''"You'' kill me? A ''flunky?!"''
-->--'''Lindsey''', ''Series/{{Angel}}'' ("Not Fade Away")

->'''Shatner:''' Maybe if we try an ending where I, you know, ''live''--\\
'''Stewart:''' Nice try, Bill. Now get under that stupid bridge!
-->-- ''Website/TheAgonyBooth''

->''"Sabretooth is okay with this, probably realizing [[VillainDecay how fucking ridiculous he looks]] and how long he’ll need to be off-camera before anyone’s going to take him seriously again. Of all the guys on this list, Sabretooth is probably the most likely to come back, but don’t expect it to happen for at least five or ten years. [[WolverinePublicity Wolverine’s got so much shit going on these days]] he doesn’t really need an arch-nemesis."''
-->-- ''Blog/ToplessRobot'', [[http://www.toplessrobot.com/2008/09/the_10_people_who_have_stayed_dead_in_superhero_co.php "The 10 People Who Have Stayed Dead in Comics"]]

->'''Chris:''' Creator/ClintHoward is dead in a refrigerator with an apple stuffed in his mouth.\\
'''Matt:''' No ''[[TallPoppySyndrome actors]]'' you like will survive!
-->-- '''Chris Sims and Matt Wilson''' [[http://comicsalliance.com/comicsalliance-reviews-barb-wire-1996-part-two/ on]] ''Film/BarbWire''

->''"As much as I dig the character, it's hard to think back fondly on the arrival of the villain who 'kills' Superman in the comics (i.e. [[ComicBook/TheDeathOfSuperman Doomsday]]) but who is dispatched with nary a whimper here before our boy even becomes [[{{Superman}} our boy]]...makes me [[SuckinessIsPainful spit blood]] to this day, just thinking about it. Worst season, easily."''
-->-- '''Marc Pritchard''' [[http://www.supermanhomepage.com/tv/tv.php?topic=reviews/smallville-finale3 on]] ''Smallville'' Season 8

->''"How ''rubbish'' is the Doctor? He's barely out of the TARDIS and he's shot dead; at least he is one road ahead of the seventh Doctor in [[Recap/DoctorWhoTVMTheTVMovie the TV Movie.]]"''
-->-- '''[[http://docohobigfinish.blogspot.com/2011/09/series-four.html Joe Ford]]''' on ''Series/DoctorWho'', [[Recap/DoctorWhoS30E12TheStolenEarth "The Stolen Earth"]]

->''"There's the most impressively expedient character death ever as Nana Visitor's character is blown up in a [[ExternalCombustion thoroughly contrived car bomb]] once her exposition is resolved."''
-->-- '''El Sandifer''' [[http://www.eruditorumpress.com/blog/outside-the-government-end-of-the-road/ on]] ''Series/TorchwoodMiracleDay'' ("End of the Road")

->''"Scientists have determined that if you watch ''[[Film/StarTrekIITheWrathOfKhan The Wrath of Khan]]'' and this back-to-back -- the weighty theme of death culminating in Spock's death versus the vacuous nature of Kirk's here -- that you are [[MoodWhiplash in serious danger of getting the bends]] and should seek out the nearest decompression chamber."''
-->-- '''{{Website/SFDebris}}''' on ''Star Trek: Generations''

->''"[[RussianReversal Bridge on the captain!]]"''
-->-- '''Creator/WilliamShatner''', after filming his death scene in ''Film/StarTrekGenerations''

->''"It was a script typo. We accidentally wrote: Killed by ‘Bridge on Kirk’ instead of ‘Kirk on the Bridge.’"''
-->--'''Brannon Braga'''

-->-- '''Phil Sandifer''' [[http://www.eruditorumpress.com/blog/outside-the-government-end-of-the-road/ on]] ''Series/TorchwoodMiracleDay'' ("End of the Road")

-->-- ''WesternAnimation/RickAndMorty''

->'''The President:''' [after a soldier drops unceremoniously on the floor right after touching Rick] What was that?
'''Rick:''' Death.
'''The President:''' What kind?
'''Rick:''' Instant.

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->''"Lila Milla Rira of ''Anime/MobileSuitZetaGundam'' died soon after her {{shower scene}} shocked me so much at that time. How could [[YoshiyukiTomino Director Tomino]] allow such a beautiful, [[MostCommonSuperpower booby]] character casually die? I hated him very much back in the days when I'm in college. I think even though it's fictional anime characters, it's not a good thing for them to die so easily."''

->'''Bubs:''' ''[appears in the stand's window]'' Hot time!
->'''Strong Bad:''' Said Bubs.

-->-- '''Phil Sandifer''' [[http://www.philipsandifer.com/2014/07/outside-government-end-of-road.html on]] ''Series/TorchwoodMiracleDay'' ("End of the Road")

-->-- '''WebAnimation/StrongBadEmail'''

->What kind of end is this?

->''You'' kill me? A ''flunky?!''
-->--'''Lindsey''', ''Series/{{Angel}}'', "Not Fade Away"

->It's a story of sacrifice and betrayal. And of good people dying in '''stupid, pointless ways.'''

->I was going through my script and realized I never wrote an exit from this scene for [[spoiler: No Face]]. So I let [[spoiler: Mara]] at him, and he is now dead. Kinda anti-climactic for him. Oh well. Not everything can be epic.

->Sabretooth is okay with this, probably realizing [[VillainDecay how fucking ridiculous he looks]] and how long he’ll need to be off-camera before anyone’s going to take him seriously again. Of all the guys on this list, Sabretooth is probably the most likely to come back, but don’t expect it to happen for at least five or ten years. [[WolverinePublicity Wolverine’s got so much shit going on these days]] he doesn’t really need an arch-nemesis.
-->--'''''Blog/ToplessRobot''''', [[http://www.toplessrobot.com/2008/09/the_10_people_who_have_stayed_dead_in_superhero_co.php "The 10 People Who Have Stayed Dead in Comics"]]

-->-- Chris Sims and Matt Wilson [[http://comicsalliance.com/comicsalliance-reviews-barb-wire-1996-part-two/ on]] ''Film/BarbWire''

->As much as I dig the character, it's hard to think back fondly on the arrival of the villain who 'kills' Superman in the comics (i.e. [[ComicBook/TheDeathOfSuperman Doomsday]]) but who is dispatched with nary a whimper here before our boy even becomes [[{{Superman}} our boy]]...makes me [[SuckinessIsPainful spit blood]] to this day, just thinking about it. Worst season, easily.
-->--'''Marc Pritchard''' [[http://www.supermanhomepage.com/tv/tv.php?topic=reviews/smallville-finale3 on]] ''Smallville'' Season 8

->How ''rubbish'' is the Doctor? He's barely out of the TARDIS and he's shot dead; at least he is one road ahead of the seventh Doctor in [[Recap/DoctorWhoTVMTheTVMovie the TV Movie.]]

->There's the most impressively expedient character death ever as Nana Visitor's character is blown up in a [[ExternalCombustion thoroughly contrived car bomb]] once her exposition is resolved.
-->--'''Phil Sandifer''' [[http://www.philipsandifer.com/2014/07/outside-government-end-of-road.html on]] ''Series/TorchwoodMiracleDay'' ("End of the Road")

->Scientists have determined that if you watch ''[[Film/StarTrekIITheWrathOfKhan The Wrath of Khan]]'' and this back-to-back -- the weighty theme of death culminating in Spock's death versus the vacuous nature of Kirk's here -- that you are [[MoodWhiplash in serious danger of getting the bends]] and should seek out the nearest decompression chamber.

->Grandma got run over by a... plot contrivance.

->[[RussianReversal Bridge on the captain!]]

->It was a script typo. We accidentally wrote: Killed by ‘Bridge on Kirk’ instead of ‘Kirk on the Bridge.’
-->--'''Brannon Braga''' (Yes, it's his fault.)

->'''Strong Bad:''' Señor Havin' A Little Trouble and Mr. Bland were by far the most popular characters. ''(Bubs' Concession stand falls on them)'' Then, they were crushed by a falling Bubs' Concession Stand.
->'''Bubs:''' ''(appears in the stand's window)'' "Hot time!"
->'''Strong Bad:''' said Bubs.
-->-- '''WebAnimation/StrongBadEmail''', ''origins''

->'''Strong Bad:''' Señor Havin' A Little Trouble and Mr. Bland were by far the most popular characters. ''(Bubs' Concession stand falls on them)'' Then, they were [[DroppedABridgeOnHim crushed by a falling Bubs' Concession Stand]].