History Quotes / DrillSergeantNasty

-->-- '''Cannibal Johnson:''', ''VideoGame/FalloutNewVegas''

->So the day started. It was worth it just to hear the military repartee. "What's the matter with you man, point the bloody gun at the target, I've seena blind crippled hunchback shoot straighter than that! Don't close your eyes when you pull the trigger! Remember Mummy wants you to grow up a brave little soldier, doesn't she? You're firing into the ground, man! We're supposed to shoot the Germans, not bloody worms! Steady, you're snatching the trigger, squeeze it slowly, like a bird's tits. Left-handed, are you? Well, I'm sorry, we can't have the weapon rebuilt for your, you'll have to learn to be right-handed for the duration." Then, to little [[ButtMonkey Flash Gordon]], who got in a hopeless mess trying to load the Bren. "No no, son, tell you what, you go and stand behind that tree and say the Lord's Prayer and ask him to tell you to [[SuddenlyShouting STOP WASTING MY BLOODY TIME!]]"

->Recruits smell and that's no lie\\

You're gonna march 'til I get tired!

->Ten Hut! Alright, you mutated, red neck, green-skinned, sacks of irradiated flesh, Listen Up! I am Paladin Ryczek! I am in charge of training you, back wood maggots, in the art of war and survival! In my time in the Brotherhood I have personally trained more than fifty initiates and I am proud to say almost fourteen of them are still alive and kicking! The Elders have ordered me to mold you flabby, hip slapping, berry picking, rat rubbing, brahmin kissers into capable warriors, and I am going to do it ''even if it kills you!'' I will teach you how to eat, sleep, walk, talk, shoot, spit like a Brotherhood soldier! First level of training will be recruitment detail! You will go to the surrounding villages and see what able-bodied primates are ready for an honest life's work! It is your duty to remind the village elders that if they want continued protection from the scum of this world, they will uphold their end of the bargain by providing resources and their best and brightest for Brotherhood training! Now get your weak-kneed, superstitious, soft-skinned, uneducated butts to the armory! You will be issued basic weapons and armor! There are three simple rules to follow with Brotherhood equipment! If you damage your weapon, you will spend a week in the box! If you damage your armor, you will spend a week in the box! If you lose either, I'll kill you myself! And one final thing, ladies... Welcome to the Brotherhood of Steel!

->[Sergeant Dornan] was a drill instructor I knew. He was also the meanest bastard I've ever known. [[VideoGame/Fallout2 Once]], he caught [[PlayerCharacter this private]] out of uniform and old Dornan went off on the most ear-blistering rant known to man. It was inspiring.