History Quotes / DidYouJustFlipOffCthulhu

->'''Sindel:''' You may have the privilege of serving me.\\
'''[[Characters/BatmanTheJoker Joker]]:''' ''[[HahahaNo Hahaha HAHAHAHA!]]''\\
'''Sindel:''' ''[[[BerserkButton her smirk drops]]]'' Did I say something funny!?
-->-- ''VideoGame/MortalKombat11''

->'''Drax:''' You grant nothing but lies and false promises!\\
'''Mantis:''' And you're the worst!\\
''[The Guardians and Nikki start SarcasticClapping]''\\
'''[[spoiler:Magus]]:''' Then why are you clapping?\\
'''Peter:''' We're mocking you, idiot!\\
'''[[spoiler:Magus]]:''' You're what?! ''[growls]'' I said-- KNEEL!
-->-- ''VideoGame/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy2021''

->'''[[spoiler:Magus]]:''' Beleaguered brats, like little gnats!\\
'''Peter:''' Cat! Bat! Muskrat mat! You can [[RhymesOnADime rhyme]], we get it! Seriously, how is it possible for you to [[spoiler:have gotten even ''more'' obnoxious]]!?\\
'''Rocket:''' Hat! Vat! Splatty-splat-splat!
->'''Mantis:''' Laundromat!\\
'''[[spoiler:Magus]]:''' You begin to annoy me!\\
'''Gamora:''' It's what we do!
->'''Drax:''' Combat! Format! Diplomat! ''[laughs]''\\
'''[[spoiler:Magus]]:''' That doesn't even make sense! Gaah!\\
'''Peter:''' ''We'' don't make sense!? [[spoiler:Ever since we met you, you've been nothing more than a giant pile of word vomit! And now you gotta rhyme everything too!?]]
-->-- ''VideoGame/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy2021''

->'''[[spoiler:Magus]]:''' Submit to me! I... SAID... SUBMIT!\\
'''Peter:''' Time to get it through your oversized skull! We don't give in to ANYONE! I mean, seriously! Have you met us!\\
'''Rocket:''' That's right! We're the Guardians of the Galaxy!\\
'''Drax:''' We have business cards!\\
'''Gamora:''' And we'd rather die than submit to you!\\
'''[[spoiler:Magus]]:''' You dare to defy a god! Have no notion of my--\\
'''Nikki:''' OH, SHUT UP!\\
'''[[spoiler:Magus]]:''' ...What did you say?\\
'''Mantis:''' She said you're the worst!\\
'''[[spoiler:Magus]]:''' MAAAAAH! Your mockery... mocks my very... ''[goes to attack them in a blind rage]''
-->-- ''VideoGame/GuardiansOfTheGalaxy2021''

->''"[[AnOfferYouCantRefuse SETTRA DOES NOT SERVE!]] SETTRA '''''[[SugarWiki/MomentOfAwesome RULES!]]'''''"''
-->-- '''Settra the Imperishable''' to [[spoiler:Nagash]], ''TabletopGame/WarhammerTheEndTimes''

->''"Valor pleases you Crom, so grant me this one request. Grant me revenge! And if you do not listen... then to hell with you!"''
-->-- '''Conan''', ''Film/ConanTheBarbarian1982''

->''"You pissed off ''God!?''"''
-->-- '''Raspberyl''', ''VideoGame/Disgaea4APromiseUnforgotten''

->'''Storm:''' Did you just humiliated a ''deity'' in front of [[EngineeredPublicConfession three hundred million potential worshippers]]?\\

->'''Beerus:''' Listen up, all of you! I want you out of here!\\
'''Mira:''' Oh, be quiet! Just sit back and watch!\\
'''Beerus:''' What...?\\
'''Trunks:''' [[BigWhat Huuuuh?!]]\\
'''Elder Kai:''' Th-that idiot! What is he doing?!\\
'''Beerus:''' You've got a pretty big mouth. Are you really picking a fight with a [[DestroyerDeity God of Destruction]]?\\
'''Mira:''' Oh, really? I couldn't care less who you are. I happen to be [[BloodKnight enjoying this fight]], and I won't allow any distractions!
-->-- ''VideoGame/DragonBallXenoverse2''

->''"'''Shepard, you have become an ''annoyance''.'''"''
-->-- '''[[EldritchAbomination Harbinger]]''', ''VideoGame/MassEffect2''

->''"Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering whale; to the last I grapple with thee; from hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee."''
-->-- '''Captain Ahab''', ''Literature/MobyDick''

->''At the conclusion of his words, [Vanni Fucci di Pistoia]\\
Lifted his hands aloft with [[FlippingTheBird both the figs]],\\
Crying: "[[RageAgainstTheHeavens Take that, God, for at thee I aim them]]."''
-->-- Canto XXV, Inferno, ''Literature/TheDivineComedy''

->''"We eat gods for breakfast!"''
-->-- '''Egon''', ''VideoGame/GhostbustersTheVideoGame''

->''"I ''refuse''."''
-->-- '''Asura''' [[TalkToTheFist replies]] to [[spoiler:[[TopGod Chakravartin]]]]'s offer, ''VideoGame/AsurasWrath''

->''"Hey Shitcrumb! [[KilledMidSentence Easy]]--"''
-->-- '''[[spoiler:Regent]]''', ''Literature/{{Worm}}''

->''"You defy [[EldritchAbomination beings that should cow you into silence]]. You resist forces that are [[YouCantFightFate inevitable]] for no more reason than that you [[ScrewDestiny believe]] [[ScrewTheRulesImDoingWhatsRight they should be resisted]]. You bow your head to neither [[OurDemonsAreDifferent demons]] nor [[OurAngelsAreDifferent angels]], and you [[ChronicHeroSyndrome put yourself in harm's way]] to defend those who [[WeHelpTheHelpless cannot defend themselves]]. [[DidWeJustHaveTeaWithCthulhu I think I like you]]."''
-->-- '''Donar Vadderung'''[[note]][[Myth/NorseMythology Odin]][[/note]] to Harry Dresden, ''Literature/TheDresdenFiles''

->''"You're... you're trying to ''bill'' the Lord God Almighty?"''
-->-- '''Archangel Uriel''' to Harry Dresden, ''Literature/TheDresdenFiles''

->'''[[PhysicalGod Maeve]]:''' I did not give you leave to go, wizard.\\
'''Harry:''' I didn't ask.\\
'''Maeve:''' I won't forget this insolence.\\
'''Harry:''' I probably will. It's nothing special.
-->-- ''Literature/SummerKnight''

->''"I know the dangers of [[AGodAmI men convinced they're gods]]. If I'm what stands between you and the rest of civilization, I'll put an end to this... ''now!''"''
-->-- '''[[Franchise/DeadSpace Isaac Clarke]]''' to '''[[VideoGame/GodOfWar Zeus]]''', ''VideoGame/PlayStationAllStarsBattleRoyale''

->'''John Constantine:''' ''[InnerMonologue]'' I beat the Devil. I beat all three of the bastards, and I got them to cure my sodding lung cancer while I was at it. You can feel the hatred hanging in the air. These bastards want my bollocks roasted on a stick with my scalp as a side salad. I'm the most hated man who ever lived. The thought comes out of nowhere, like a bullet carved from madness, and for just an instant I consider ignoring it and walking out of here.\\
But then I remember I've got a reputation to maintain.\\
'''John Constantine''': [[http://www.flickr.com/photos/jeffwyonch/429292219/lightbox/ Oh yeah...one other thing, fellas...]]
-->-- ''ComicBook/{{Hellblazer}}'' [[Creator/GarthEnnis #45]]

->'''[[DevilInPlainSight Mr. Morden]]:''' [[DealWithTheDevil What do you want?]]\\
'''[[BewareTheNiceOnes Vir Cotto]]:''' What do I want? Hmmm... I want to live just long enough to be there when they cut off your head and stick it on a pike, as a warning to the next ten generations that some favors come with too high a price. I want to look into your ''lifeless'' eyes, and wave... like this. ''[Vir dons a cheerfully sardonic smile and does a mocking little cutesy wave]'' Can you and your associates arrange that for me, Mr. Morden?
-->-- ''Series/BabylonFive''

->''"Apparently Slender Man is an immature, obnoxious little brat. Stupid little... I remember when people barely knew who you were twerp!"''
-->-- '''Laura-Beth''', ''Old is Good''

->'''Spandam:''' Take a look at that symbol, pirates! ''[points to the World Government's flag]'' That design represents the unity of more than 170 participating nations located throughout the world's four oceans, as well as the Grand Line. That's the world! Do you realize how puny your defiant existence is in comparison? Can you guess how many powerful organizations are in pursuit of this woman? \\
'''Luffy:''' Yeah. I understand ''exactly'' who Robin's enemy is. Sogeking... [[ThisMeansWar shoot down that flag]].
-->-- ''Manga/OnePiece''

->'''The Scotsman:''' ''[as Aku destroys his RedshirtArmy]'' Ya know what, this was a bad idea! ''[turns to his daughters]'' Time ta go, girls!\\
'''Flora:''' But Dad--\\
'''The Scotsman:''' NO ARGUIN'! ''[his daughters hesitate, but begin to retreat]'' I'll stall 'im while ye escape.\\
'''Aku:''' ''[reforms to his normal self]'' Ehhh... Oh! ''[watches the last of the Scotsman's Daughters escaping]'' Eh, better to make it a ''complete'' annihilation!\\
'''The Scotsman:''' HOLD IT! ''[Aku looks down at him]'' Yer not goin' anywhere, ya big buffoon!\\
'''Aku:''' ''[leans in for a closer look]'' I am sorry, old man. I think you are lost.\\
'''The Scotsman:''' I ain't lost, ya ''tree-ogre!'' I might be old, but I've lived long enough ta see tha world rise against yer tyranny! Admit it, ya big oaf, yer scared! Tha Samurai's still out there inspirin' people by tha thousands! After all these years yer powerless against 'im! Ye've been shiverin' like a wee baby hiding in yer crib, afraid ta show yerself, 'cuz ya know 'e's out there, and YA CAN'T DO ANYTHIN' ABOUT IT! ''[cackles]'' YER JUST A BIG BABY! WHY DON'T YA GO AND CRY TA YER MOMMA?! ''[[[DoNotTauntCthulhu Aku vaporizes him]]]''
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/SamuraiJack'', "[[Recap/SamuraiJackS5E5XCVI XCVI]]"

->'''Peridot:''' [[HeelFaceTurn Then I won't do it!]] I can tell you with certainty that there are things on this planet worth protecting!\\
'''Yellow Diamond:''' What do ''you'' know about the Earth?!\\
'''Peridot:''' Apparently more than ''you'', you... '''[[IronicEcho CLOD!]]'''
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse'', "[[Recap/StevenUniverseS2E28MessageReceived Message Received]]"

->''"No. Whoever did this was already close to [[spoiler:Pink Diamond]]. Someone her guards would allow to get past her, someone she would '''listen to''' when asked to stop her palanquin and step outside, and someone with the authority to cover it up afterwards! Someone with '''surpreme''' authority. Someone... Like ONE OF '''YOU!'''"'' [points at [[AlphaBitch Yellow]] and [[WoobieDestroyerOfWorlds Blue]] Diamond]
-->-- '''Blue Zircon''', ''WesternAnimation/StevenUniverse'', "[[Recap/StevenUniverseS5E2TheTrial The Trial]]"

->''"Unholy foulness! I will take you with me!"''
-->-- '''The Crusader''', ''VideoGame/DarkestDungeon'', in response to the [[EldritchAbomination Heart]]'s [[OneHitKO "Come Unto Your Maker" attack]]

->'''Ba'al:''' You dare mock me?\\
'''Gen. Jack O'Niell:''' Ba'al, come on! You should know. Of ''course'' I dare mock you.\\
'''Ba'al:''' You have one more day. [Ba'al's hologram disappears]\\
'''Gilmore:''' Is it really wise to provoke him?\\
'''Gen. Jack O'Neill:''' It's what I do.
-->-- ''Series/StargateSG1'', "[[Recap/StargateSG1S8E4ZeroHour Zero Hour]]"

->'''Tanya:''' Doddering old fool.\\
'''[[{{Necromancer}} Shinnok]]:''' I... will ''kill'' you!\\
'''Tanya:''' Try not to speak.
-->-- ''VideoGame/MortalKombatX'' Match Intro dialogue

->'''[[Manga/MagicKnightRayearth Lady Debonair]]:''' Wonderful! [[EmotionEater The anger, the loathing, the grief within you will empower me greatly!]] \\
'''[[Anime/GunXSword Van]]:''' [[EldritchAbomination You]] stay the hell out of my {{revenge}}. And don't you DARE talk about [[ThePowerOfLove my love for my Elena]], you wrinkled old hag in an ugly dress!
-->-- ''VideoGame/SuperRobotWarsT''

->''"Now see here's my thing. You go around acting all big and scary, but look at what you're scaring! Slim pickings, you ask me! Even I'm not scared of you. How pathetic is that? I dunno... maybe you're [[CompensatingForSomething overcompensating for something?]]"''
-->-- '''[[RefugeInAudacity The Smuggler]]''', to an OmnicidalManiac possessing an ''entire planet'', ''VideoGame/StarWarsTheOldRepublic''

->'''Loki:''' ENOUGH! You are, all of you, are beneath me! [[AGodAmI I am a god, you dull creature!]] And I will not be bullied by--\\
'''Hulk:''' ''[[[TalkToTheFist grabs Loki mid-sentence]] on the legs and then gives him a MetronomicManMashing, five times to be exact]'' Puny god...
-->-- ''Film/TheAvengers2012''

->''You're tired of ghouls and very near done with [[{{Main/Psychopomp}} psychopomps]].''
-->-- '''Narrator''', ''VideoGame/WhereTheWaterTastesLikeWine''

->''It was a superb thing, the way the Black Queen could so address a [[AngelicAbomination Choir]] and expect to be'' obeyed.
-->-- ''Literature/APracticalGuideToEvil'', Interlude: A Hundred Battles

->'''[[spoiler:[[EldritchAbomination Qian Ya]]]]:''' ...And what of our court? The slave-things that have already been taken into our service? [[RoyalWe We]] must be allowed to keep them. If we are to retreat into the tunnel, they must come as well.\\
'''Player Character:''' You are entitled to '''nothing'''. [[MyRuleFuIsStrongerThanYours By asking, you've already conceded defeat]]. [[RulesLawyer I know your laws, Queen, and I will hold you to them]].\\
'''[[spoiler:Qian Ya]]:''' [[ThisCannotBe How...do you know...]]\\
'''Player Character:''' You'll spend the rest of eternity wondering.
-->-- ''VideoGame/ShadowrunReturns: Hong Kong'', [[GoldenEnding Good Fortune Ending]]

->'''Dean:''' ''[to a room full of Gods]'' All right you primitive screwheads, listen up.\\
'''Sam:''' Are you outta your mind?\\
'''Dean:''' I'm outta options. Now on any other given day, I'd be doing my damndest to, uh, kill you. You filthy murdering chimps. But, uh, hey, desperate times. So even though I'd love nothing better than to slit your throats, you dicks, I'm gonna help you. I'm going to help you ice the devil. And then we can all get back to ganking each other, like normal. You want Lucifer, well, dude's not in the Yellow Pages. But me and Sam, we can get him here.\\
'''Kali:''' How?\\
'''Dean:''' First you let those main courses go. Then we talk. We can either take on the devil together, or you lame-ass bitches can eat me.\\
'''Sam:''' ''[[[ThisIsGonnaSuck closes his eyes in horror]]]''\\
'''Dean:''' ''[{{Beat}}, smirks]'' Literally.
-->-- ''Series/{{Supernatural}}'', "[[Recap/SupernaturalS05E19HammerOfTheGods Hammer of the Gods]]"

->''"We had dinosaurs bigger than you! Or at least taller! And Earth gravity's way higher, so what's your excuse?! ''[...]'' Fuck you, and your big head, and your stupid crystals!"''
-->-- '''Gordon Freeman''' vs. The Nihilanath, ''WebVideo/FreemansMind''

->''The devil bowed his head 'cause he knew that he'd been beat\\
And he laid that golden fiddle on the ground at Johnny's feet\\
Johnny said, "Devil, just come on back if you ever want to try again\\
I told you once, you [[PrecisionFStrike son of a bitch]], I'm the best that's ever been!''
-->-- '''Music/CharlieDaniels''', "The Devil Went Down To Georgia"

->'''Dracula''': I am Vlad Dracula Tepes, and I ''do not get many visitors''. What have you to trade for my knowledge, Lisa from Lupu?\\
'''Lisa''': Perhaps I could help you relearn some manners! I've crossed the threshold of your home, and you haven't offered me a drink or even to take my coat!
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/Castlevania2017'', [[Recap/Castlevania2017S1E1Witchbottle "Witchbottle"]]

->'''Trevor:''' Oi, Death. I want a word with you.\\
'''Death:''' You know me?\\
'''Trevor:''' I'm Trevor Belmont of House Belmont. Of course I know you. Finding things and recognizing things is what we do, and you are absolutely a ''thing...!''\\
'''Death:''' I was put here at the dawn of life on Earth, to feed on the last breath of every one of you fuckers. I'm a little more than a... "thing".\\
'''Trevor:''' No, you're ''only'' a thing. [[TheReasonYouSuckSpeech You're only an old killer. You don't make anything, you don't live. You just eat and hide]].\\
'''Death:''' ...Is there a point to this? Are you dictating your fucking obituary to me, Belmont?\\
'''Trevor:''' It's time to give this place back to people who know how to build things. You and me, we're just killers of history. It's time for us to go.\\
'''Death:''' And who's going to make me go? You? With your bit of string in your hand?\\
'''Trevor:''' Probably not... ''[[PreAssKickingOneLiner but let's just give this one last go. Shall we?]]''
-->-- ''WesternAnimation/Castlevania2017'', "[[Recap/Castlevania2017S4E9TheEndings The Endings]]"

->''"Your 'test' took one of my friends, you Irish demons. I'm not going to let you take another one. Go back to whatever Hell you crawled out of."''
-->-- '''Inspector Henderson''', ''ComicBook/DeathAndTheFamily''

->'''Hades:''' Did you forget who you're ''talking to''?! I am the ''Lord of the DEAD''!\\
'''Auron:''' Hmph. No wonder no one wants to die.
-->-- ''VideoGame/KingdomHeartsII''

->''"[[DidYouJustScamCthulhu I didn't think tricking you guys would be so easy.]] Are all of you this gullible?"''
-->-- '''The Player''', ''[[VideoGame/KingdomHeartsX Kingdom Hearts Union χ [cross]]]''

->''"[[InsufferableGenius Fëanor]] looked upon [[SatanicArchetype Melkor]] with eyes that burned through his fair semblance and pierced the cloaks of his mind, perceiving his fierce lust for the Silmarils. Then hate overcame Fëanor's fear, and he cursed Melkor and bade him be gone, saying: 'Get thee gone from my gate, thou jail-crow of Mandos!' And he shut the doors of his house in the face of the mightiest of the dwellers of Eä."''
-->-- ''Literature/TheSilmarillion''

->'''[[{{Yandere}} The Phantom]]:''' [[ScarpiaUltimatum So do you end your days with me or do you send him to his grave?]]\\
'''[[DefiantCaptive Raoul]]:''' [[ShutUpHannibal Why make her lie to you to save me?!]]
-->-- ''Theatre/ThePhantomOfTheOpera''

->'''David:''' So, this is Adam Smasher in the chrome, NC boogeyman of legend!\\
'''Smasher:''' You're packing some pretty heavy artillery for your size, boy. I'm surprised you could string two words together.\\
'''David:''' Likewise, choom. Heard you went no-ganic full-borg, so I gotta ask: any brain left in that chrome dome of yours?\\
'''Smasher:''' You could say I'm special.\\
'''David:''' Well, so the fuck am I!\\
'''Smasher:''' ...That a joke?
-->-- ''Anime/CyberpunkEdgerunners''

->''"Ahahaaaa! Fuck you, Tzeentch! You're a neeeeeeerd~!"''

'''Luffy:''' Yeah. I understand ''exactly'' who Robin's enemy is. Sogeking... shoot down that flag.

-->-- '''Asura''', ''VideoGame/AsurasWrath''

-->-- ''WesternAnimation/Castlevania2017'', [[Recap/Castlevania2017S1E1Withcbottle "Witchbottle"]]