Quotes / Did You Just Flip Off Cthulhu?

Settra the Imperishable to Nagash, Warhammer: The End Times

"Valor pleases you Crom, so grant me this one request. Grant me revenge! And if you do not listen...then to hell with you!"

"You pissed off God!?"

Beerus: Listen up, all of you! I want you out of here!
Mira: Oh, be quiet! Just sit back and watch!
Beerus: What...?
Trunks: Huuuuh?!
Elder Kai: Th-that idiot! What is he doing?!
Beerus: You've got a pretty big mouth. Are you really picking a fight with a God of Destruction?
Mira: Oh, really? I couldn't care less who you are. I happen to be enjoying this fight, and I won't allow any distractions!

"Shepard, you have become an annoyance."

"Towards thee I roll, thou all-destroying but unconquering whale; to the last I grapple with thee; from hell's heart I stab at thee; for hate's sake I spit my last breath at thee."
Captain Ahab, Moby-Dick

At the conclusion of his words, [Vanni Fucci di Pistoia]
Lifted his hands aloft with both the figs,
Crying: "Take that, God, for at thee I aim them."
— Canto XXV, Inferno, The Divine Comedy

"We eat gods for breakfast!"

"I refuse."
Asura, Asura's Wrath

"Hey Shitcrumb! Easy-"
Regent, Worm

“You defy beings that should cow you into silence. You resist forces that are inevitable for no more reason than that you believe they should be resisted. You bow your head to neither demons nor angels, and you put yourself in harm’s way to defend those who cannot defend themselves. I think I like you.”
Donar Vadderungnote  to Harry Dresden, The Dresden Files

"You're... you're trying to bill the Lord God Almighty?"
Archangel Uriel to Harry Dresden, The Dresden Files

"Go to hell."

Faora: Should I tell the General you are unwilling to comply?
Hardy: I don't care what you tell him.

"I know the dangers of men convinced they're gods. If I'm what stands between you and the rest of civilization, I'll put an end to this... now!"

"Oh, you may think you're a god. But you're not a god. You're just a parasite eaten up with jealousy and envy and longing for the lives of others!"
The Doctor, Doctor Who, Series 33, Episode 7, "The Rings of Akhaten"

John Constantine: [Inner Monologue] I beat the Devil. I beat all three of the bastards, and I got them to cure my sodding lung cancer while I was at it. You can feel the hatred hanging in the air. These bastards want my bollocks roasted on a stick with my scalp as a side salad. I'm the most hated man who ever lived. The thought comes out of nowhere, like a bullet carved from madness, and for just an instant I consider ignoring it and walking out of here.
But then I remember I've got a reputation to maintain.
John Constantine: Oh yeah...one other thing, fellas...

Mr. Morden: What do you want?
Vir Cotto: I want to live just long enough to be there when they cut off your head and stick it on a pike, as a warning to the next ten generations that some favors come with too high a price. I want to look into your lifeless eyes, and wave... like this. (does a mocking little cutesy wave) Can you and your associates arrange that for me, Mr. Morden?

The Necron Pariah: Death has arrived. We come for you.
Gorgutz 'Ead Hunta: Deff? You look moar like a humie dat needz sum feedin', metal boy.
Dawn of War: Dark Crusade

"Apparently Slender Man is an immature, obnoxious little brat. Stupid little...I remember when people barely knew who you were twerp!"
Laura-Beth, Old is Good

Spandam: Take a look at that symbol, pirates! [points to the World Government's flag] That design represents the unity of more than 170 participating nations located throughout the world's four oceans, as well as the Grand Line. That's the world! Do you realize how puny your defiant existence is in comparison? Can you guess how many powerful organizations are in pursuit of this woman?
Luffy: Yeah. I understand exactly who Robin's enemy is. Sogeking... shoot down that flag.

Ares: They do tend to fight first, don't they... Though I may have stoked the fires a bit...
Aquaman: Ares. Why are you here?
Ares: I feed on conflict. Until today I'd been starving. I sensed the return of aggression, and sought its cause.
Aquaman: You did more than that. You brought us here.
Ares: No. But I can guess who did.
Aquaman: My fires doesn't need stoking, Ares! Tell me who.
Ares: You presume to command me?
Aquaman: I do! And you will obey!

Oh shut up already. I know this won't save me in the end. But I don't need it to save me forever. I just need it to save me now. So if you're gonna kill me right here, then do it. If not-
Mae to the Black Goat, Night in the Woods

"Ahahaaaa! Fuck you, Tzeentch! You're a neeeeeeerd~!"
Kitten, If the Emperor Had a Text-to-Speech Device, Fourth Special

Custodisi: All right. Time for the 'real talk'. Sir, while I adore you like no other, while I would give my life to save yours in but an instant, while I would serve you for an eternity and more, while I am thankful for your graceful masterdom of our undeserving species... I have to admit that you are kind of an asshole.
The God-Emperor of Mankind: Oh. [...] Are you, some speck of a middle-man, of all creatures in existence, really criticizing me right now?
Rogal: I have to agree that your actions were redundant, father. All in all, what you did is you entered a church to have a heated argument with a harmless old mortal.
Custodisi: Exactly my point! He was harmless!
The God-Emperor of Mankind: Quiet.
Custodisi: He was eighty years old!
The God-Emperor of Mankind: Shut up.
Custodisi: He was tired and lonesome!
The God-Emperor of Mankind: Shut your stupid mouth.
Custodisi: His only company was a rock and a doomsday clock!
The God-Emperor of Mankind: I will sew your titplates to your skull.
Custodisi: I am surprised he did not die of liver failure in the midst of the argument!
Beat, as the Golden Throne's alarms die down
Custodisi: Choking is a function I have long since transcended.

The Scotsman: (As Aku destroys his Redshirt Army) Ya know what, this was a bad idea! (Turns to his daughters) Time ta go, girls!
Flora: But Dad-
The Scotsman: NO ARGUIN'! (His daughters hesitate, but begin to retreat) I'll stall 'im while ye escape.
Aku: (reforms to his normal self) Ehhh... Oh! (watches the last of the Scotsman's Daughters escaping) Eh, better to make it a complete annihilation!
The Scotsman: HOLD IT! (Aku looks down at him) Yer not goin' anywhere, ya big buffoon!
Aku: (Leans in for a closer look) I am sorry, old man. I think you are lost.
The Scotsman: I ain't lost, ya tree-ogre! I might be old, but I've lived long enough ta see tha world rise against yer tyranny! Admit it, ya big oaf, yer scared! Tha Samurai's still out there inspirin' people by tha thousands! After all these years yer powerless against 'im! Ye've been shiverin' like a wee baby hiding in yer crib, afraid ta show yerself, 'cuz ya know 'e's out there, and YA CAN'T DO ANYTHIN' ABOUT IT! (cackles) YER JUST A BIG BABY! WHY DON'T YA GO AND CRY TA YER MOMMA?! (Aku vaporizes him)
Samurai Jack, "XCVI"

Peridot: Then I won't do it! I can tell you with certainty that there are things on this planet worth protecting!
Yellow Diamond: What do you know about the Earth?!
Peridot: Apparently more than you, you CLOD!
Steven Universe, "Messsage Received"

"No. Whoever did this was already close to Pink Diamond. Someone her guards would allow to get past her, someone she would listen to when asked to stop her palanquin and step outside, and someone with the authority to cover it up afterwards! Someone with surpreme authority. Someone... Like ONE OF YOU! (points at Yellow and Blue Diamond)"
Blue Zircon, Steven Universe

"Unholy foulness! I will take you with me!"
The Crusader, Darkest Dungeon, in response to the Heart's "Come Unto Your Maker" attack.

Satan: He was the baddest motherfucker that Hell had ever seen.
Stinkmeaner: Colonel motherfuckin' Stinkmeaner! Holla at ya boy! I gets money!
Satan: He trained like a beast.
Stinkmeaner: Y'all gonna have to kick me outta this bitch! I'm havin' the time of my life!
Satan: He was so bad, he even called ME, the Devil himself, a...
Stinkmeaner: BITCH-ASS NIGGA!
The Boondocks, "Stinkmeaner Strikes Back"

Ba'al: You dare mock me?
Gen. Jack O'Niell: Ba'al, come on! You should know. Of COURSE I dare mock you.
Ba'al: You have one more day. [Ba'al's hologram disappears]
Gilmore: Is it really wise to provoke him?
Gen. Jack O'Neill: It's what I do.
Stargate SG-1, Zero Hour

Tanya: Doddering old fool.
Shinnok: I... will kill you!
Tanya: Try not to speak.
Mortal Kombat X Match Intro dialogue

Get thee gone from my gate, thou jail-crow of Mandos!
Curufinwë Fëanáro, addressing Satan himself in The Silmarillion