Sideshow Bob: (narrating) I needed a fresh start. But where?
(Bob spins a globe, and he drives a dagger into it; the location it lands on is Orlando, Florida)
(he spin the globe again, and the dagger lands on North Korea)
Sideshow Bob: Dammit!
(another spin; the dagger lands on Shelbyville)
Sideshow Bob: Never!
(yet another spin; the dagger lands on a Bart-shaped piece of land labelled "Bartovia")
Sideshow Bob: Now, cut that out.
(he rotates the globe a few inches and "randomly" lands the dagger on Tuscany)